Oh lordy. I'm looking over a sample ballot and trying to find out which Republican is the least horrible, and it appears that one of the people running for the Republican nomination is (and I'm not kidding) SECEDE Kilgore. Yes, he had his name legally changed. His platform has a single plank. Guess what it is.
It's so irritating just watching the commercials where they brag about how many times they sued Obama and how much time they've spent on their knees before the Lord, Ted Cruz.