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Televangelists explain why they need another private jet

Excellent point. If I were them, and truly believed in a god, I would closely surround myself at all times with the most generous, kindly, thoughtful. caring hostages people I could find. "Ya want to get me? Well you are going to go through them first, sucker! Ha, ha, ha..."

While at first blush, this approach might seem practical, a quick glance at the Old Testament shows that Yehwah is more than willing to kill innocent children in his quest to crush his enemies.
 
Well they don't sing that old hymn, but they do suggest that the plane gives them more time to talk to God! A lot of their conversations with God happen on the plane it seems. :D

On a commercial flight they would have to put up with people asking to pray with them and "demons" (the unwashed masses).

Everybody knows there is Lunacy in the Skies with Demons.
 
They would be better off with a King Air.
All the luxury of a jet but cheaper to run and on the latest models the noise levels are similar to a Citation.
 
I tried to watch the video, but was so utterly disgusted and angry 30 seconds in I had to close the window :(

Back spaced a WHOLE lot of info how these people disgust me! :(
 
How come I never heard of this lady? Reminds me of Tammy Faye Bakker:

Goodbye to the Queen of Jesus TV, Jan Crouch

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Jan “Momma” Crouch, the 78-year-old founder and Vice President of Trinity Broadcasting Network, died after a massive stroke this week, two years following the death of her husband and co-founder, Paul Crouch. Beyond her garish pink wigs and eye makeup so heavy that blinking seemed a feat, Crouch will, one hopes, be remembered for the oft-told story of the time she raised a chicken from the dead.

As the tale goes, the daughter of a Georgia Assemblies of God preacher who went on to help found the world’s most successful televangelism television network was just a girl when her beloved pet chicken was hit by a car. Its feet were twisted and its head was bent. And horrifyingly, (this is where Jan Crouch’s tears reliably begin to fall and coat her layered lashes, nearly blinding the woman) its eye had popped out from the trauma and was hanging limply from its socket.

The chicken was dead. But the 12-year-old girl, then Janice Bethany, would not be burying any fowl that day. She stood over her chicken and prayed. And lo and behold, the Lord heard her prayer and the chicken was resurrected.

The Crouches were part of a swell of colorful Christian fundamentalists that moved their ministries out of the traditional church and onto the nation’s televisions in the 1980’s. Alongside Pat Robertson, Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart and Oral Roberts, Momma and Papa Crouch, as they were known, bestowed upon eager audiences their God-given Charismatic gifts: performing on-air miracles and healing the sick, interpreting God’s word and always, always, asking for money, for their mission: “to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ to the world.”

The network is still around after 43 years. If fact, the TBN reach has spread to 22 countries and now beams into 100 million households. The Crouches each earned an over-$400,000 annual salary for their work and an off-the-books extravagant lifestyle all paid for by semi-annual pledge drives called Praise-a-thons, and nearly constant pleas for donations as a show of faith—calls that the mostly southern, low-income TBN viewers have heeded in droves.

Why so many poor people would send their money to people such as these is still a bit of a mystery to me. :con2:
But maybe it helps to explain why Donald Trump is so popular with the same sort of people.
 
Whenever someone puts that much effort into their facial mannerisms, gestures and vocal inflections, laugh and run away. Usually preachers and used car guys and people who knock on your door, but sometimes women pretending not to be crazy and woos pretending to know what they are talking about.
 
Whenever someone puts that much effort into their facial mannerisms, gestures and vocal inflections, laugh and run away. Usually preachers and used car guys and people who knock on your door, but sometimes women pretending not to be crazy and woos pretending to know what they are talking about.

Exactly! You just know that they practiced in front of a mirror or video camera for hours in private. "Let me try adding just a little bit more tearful emotion into the next reading- I bet it sells even better!"
 
I really do not want to give my fellow atheists a bad reputation by suggesting that TV evangelists must also not believe in god- clearly most of the former are a billion times more moral than the latter. But I find it very difficult to believe that TV preachers, such as in this thread, could possibly believe in a god when their money grubbing is so blatant. It must be pure cynicism- "I will sweet talk the rubes out of their cash and because it pretends to be religion it is legal and tax free. When I die I am dead and my children will have all the money, planes, real estate, etc. "
 

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