Oh how catastrophically wrong you are!!
True story: I am German, but my last name is unusual, it appears French, is actually derived from some Walloon dialect, and even my direct relatives pronounce it differently depending on whether they live where it originated, or 20 miles east, or 20 miles west. There is no American-English pronunciation that would do it justice.
In the mid-90s, I had to book a hotel room in the USA, calling from Germany. It was clear that I needed to spell my name: M ... A ... R ... A ... "Was that an A or an R?" The receptionist would interrupt me. Uhm well, both... The phone line was of bad quality, half a second delay and a bit of echo. Several attempts at spelling got wasted. So I turned to NATO alphabet: Mike ... Alpha ... Romeo ... Alpha...
Two months later, I check into the hotel. To avoid confusion, I give them my credit card immediately and point out the name.
No reservation to that name. Hotel fully booked. Narf.
It turned out they had a reservation for a certain Mr. Alfaromeo, Mike.
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