Telemarketing for the Truth Movement!

There was a guy posting short Denier films on YouTube with titles like "Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip"; claimed to get lots of views.
 
thisninjascrazy said:
Ahh... the old 'sex sells' routine? I don't know about anybody else, but I'm immediately skeptical whenever an attractive woman starts talking to me. After all, I'm no Orlando Bloom. Usually, they're collecting for charity, bludging cigarettes, requesting directions or a combination of the three.
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What, no multi level marketers? You must be extremely ugly!
 
thisninjascrazy said:
Ahh... the old 'sex sells' routine? I don't know about anybody else, but I'm immediately skeptical whenever an attractive woman starts talking to me. After all, I'm no Orlando Bloom. Usually, they're collecting for charity, bludging cigarettes, requesting directions or a combination of the three.
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When you're reasonably attractive, dirt poor, don't smoke, and infamous for not knowing how to find your own ass without mapquest, it kind of weeds out the advances by attractive women.

Granted it's only happened like twice, ever, but hey, at least I don't have to sort 'em. :D
 
strathmeyer said:
What, no multi level marketers? You must be extremely ugly!
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Oh yeah. I decided to go with my real picture as an avatar. I was thinking of using one of Lemmy from Motorhead, but I didn't want to raise anybody's expectations of my beauty.

Just because I'm poor, that doesn't stop them from trying to collect for charity. It can be a lot of fun stumping them sometimes when you ask for specifics, such as how much of your money will go to the orphans and which third-world sweatshop the "Make Poverty History" wrist-bands were manufactured in. If one of them could give me a snappy comeback, I'd happily cough up the money, but alas. The charities have a habit of sending out the collectors who most resemble (insert name of bleached-blonde Hollywood stereotype all guys are supposed to find attractive).

P.S. No disrespect intended to Lemmy. He's a rock legend and an all-round class act.
 
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Juustin said:
They should make PETA style Loose Change posters, with a nude woman, and maybe it can say "I'd rather go naked than have a basic understanding of physics".
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That would be excellent, but they're all under the age of majority and therefore not allowed to buy or look at porno...
 
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