Teh July Stundie Finals

[Grizzly Bear]

Woooh... 13 was a bullseye....
This month has a lot of funny crap coming into the stundies.... XD

 

[Travis]

awww come on,,, #10 is so obviously a winner.

Smoking as a prophylaxis against chemtrails!!!!! It has it all, misunderstanding of science and deep and profound paranoia as well as being so bleedin' ironic should the chemtrail beleivers glom onto it and take up smoking to better their health.

What I liked about #10 is that he thinks his insane idea is the "only" explanation for the war on smoking. That and his completely unfounded belief that smokers are smarter and more "awakened."


Overall I thought we had a pretty good variety this month. In some of the previous months I had almost nothing but 9/11 stuff to work with and that becomes somewhat tedious after awhile.

 

[eirik]

Nah, I quit smoking years ago. Do beers help for anything? A little reefer once in a while? Swineflu, or chip-implants perhaps? If so, I'm subscribing to THAT theory.

Obviously, it's the only explanation for whatever. Just saying.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

#6 is so incomprehensible I just can't vote for it.
What is "soo idk".

"soo" is a drawn out way of saying "so" and "idk" is a common internet/text message acronym for "i don't know"

so "soo idk" is "so i don't know"

 

[jaydeehess]

"soo" is a drawn out way of saying "so" and "idk" is a common internet/text message acronym for "i don't know"

so "soo idk" is "so i don't know"

ooohhh, I see now. Here I was trying to pronounce sooidk

 

[jaydeehess]

Nah, I quit smoking years ago. Do beers help for anything? A little reefer once in a while? Swineflu, or chip-implants perhaps? If so, I'm subscribing to THAT theory.

Obviously, it's the only explanation for whatever. Just saying.

Many many years ago I started a fake CT back when I did not even know what a CT was. I was just trying to play with the heads of a few fried friends.

When you see a weed seed pop its not actually a seed. Its an implant that did not survive the burn. Each so-called seed mixed in with the intoxicant known as cannabis is actually a nano-implant. Only a small percentage of them survive the burn and also get inadvertantly sucked into the lungs. However given that most weed smokers will repeat the act many times, eventually a very large percentage of them will have an implant within a year of beginning. Implants that end up in the gastro-intestinal tract work just as well as those that implant into the lungs but there is a great risk that it will eventually pass right on out the other end.

Its a black op NWO agency, headquatered in the Canadian province of British Columbia, that established this program using DNA engineered cannabis. The implants actually grow on the plants each with a coded serial number. The odds of two seeds in place and transmitting (everytime you walk by a telephone booth or are within 2 meters of a cell phone it relays your location, its serial number, and a code that corressponds to your own DNA profile) is very minute, on the order of 300 billion to one.

If you smoke weed make absolutly sure that you clean all seeds out of the mix first.

 

[RHolmes]

jaydeehess,

Please, please go and post that in the David Icke forums. I know it's cruel to taunt the mentally afflicted, but, well, do it anyway, eh?

 

[jaydeehess]

jaydeehess,

Please, please go and post that in the David Icke forums. I know it's cruel to taunt the mentally afflicted, but, well, do it anyway, eh?

I'm not on that forum and it makes my skin crawl to contemplate it. However if anyone else wants to give it a go feel free.

I might add that the NWO DNA lab is disguised as part of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police lab in Vancouver. (not that I have any knowledge that the RCMP actually have a lab in Vancouver but who's gonna check up on that since its certainly plausible that they do.)

Picture it, hordes of DI adherents studiously cleaning their stash of all seeds. Then we spring on them the revalation that the implants are now even smaller and contained in the knot where branches of the plant are attached to the main stalk and are only 0.05 mm(0.002 inches) in diameter now. Their world would fall apart, hee hee.

 

[Travis]

Looks like no three way tie this month.