Teabagger Loony Tune Sharron Angle Thinks Black Is "Thoroughly Evil"

[hgc]

Sorry, dude. Beloved childhood memory FAIL

Wow. Embarrassing.

Merrie Melodies, anyone?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Orthodox Jews wear black.

Therefore, Orthodox Jews are evil.

Darth Vader also wears black.

Therefore, Darth Vader is an Orthodox Jew.

 

[Upchurch]

Darth Vader also wears black.

Therefore, Darth Vader is an Orthodox Jew.

That's one hell of a yarmulke.

 

[mortimer]

that's one hell of a yarmulke.

zing!

 

[TragicMonkey]

Darth Vader also wears black.

Therefore, Darth Vader is an Orthodox Jew.

I would believe this argument from the original three movies, but having seen the three newer movies I think it is apparent that Darth Vader is no stranger to immense heaping platefuls of ham.

What is the Orthodox position on sand, though? Vader's against it.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

He converted after becoming Darth Vader. Obviously, Anakin Skywalker was not a Jew. Did you ever see him wear a yarmulke? Hmm?

 

[Cleon]

I can't believe that Lucas has never thought to market a tallis that looks like Vader's cape. It would be the top-selling Bar Mitzvah gift for, like, ever.

 

[eeyore1954]

Tuxedos? evil
Wearing a black suit to a funeral? evil
Protestant ministers wearing black vestments? evil

I think the thread title is accurate when describing her as Looney Tune.

It is amazing how little evidence many people need as long as it is against someone they don't like.

 

[thaiboxerken]

Sharon Angle is a loony tune, although this particular story about her is questionable.

 

[Ladewig]

It is amazing how little evidence many people need as long as it is against someone they don't like.

Did you get to post #7 yet?

 

[eeyore1954]

Did you get to post #7 yet?

My point was that right out of the gate many people are quick to believe what they want to hear (probably myself included).

 

[thaiboxerken]

My point was that right out of the gate many people are quick to believe what they want to hear (probably myself included).

Maybe. But perhaps this is a case where an accusation is made that is not far fetched, considering Sharon Angle's other insane views.

 

[TragicMonkey]

He converted after becoming Darth Vader. Obviously, Anakin Skywalker was not a Jew. Did you ever see him wear a yarmulke? Hmm?

He's seven feet tall with terrible hair. There could totally be a yarmulke up there, we'd never know.

 

[Towlie]

He's seven feet tall with terrible hair. There could totally be a yarmulke up there, we'd never know.

Were Moses and Abraham even around a long time ago on a planet far, far, away?

 

[TragicMonkey]

Were Moses and Abraham even around a long time ago on a planet far, far, away?

That's "galaxy", and yes, it all makes sense now. The Ancient Astronauts were Jedi fleeing the purge! Moses didn't have to get powers from God, he was a Jedi! Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

 

[Cleon]

That's "galaxy", and yes, it all makes sense now. The Ancient Astronauts were Jedi fleeing the purge! Moses didn't have to get powers from God, he was a Jedi! Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Then...That would mean that....


OMG!!!! Darth Vader is XENU!

 

[Upchurch]

Moses didn't have to get powers from God, he was a Jedi!

That explains the parting of the waters. Turning the rod into a serpent could be the Jedi Mind Trick. Not sure how the plagues work into that.



Also, IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Skeptic Guy]

My point was that right out of the gate many people are quick to believe what they want to hear (probably myself included).

I posted an article written by someone that was familiar with the high school football team story and had firsthand knowledge. I tend to think she really holds this opinion.

 

[Morrigan]

I would believe this argument from the original three movies, but having seen the three newer movies I think it is apparent that Darth Vader is no stranger to immense heaping platefuls of ham.

Bwahahahahahah. I love you man.

 

[Beerina]

Are you people insane?


The Star Wars characters who are little, beady-eyed, desert-dwelling, trading, money-grubbing, rip-you-off nomads are the Jews Jawas.



"Ooteeni," indeed.