SpuriusMaximus
Penultimate Amazing
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Heh. Freshly entered into the docket yesterday on the 3rd of September we have Andrew's (TATE_0077) newest commissary request, which has been approved by the prison leadership, AND the receipt for it. It requests: one radio, 20x noodles, 20x beef jerky, 10x Twix, 10x Snickers, 10x cookies, 10x candy, 10x pretzels, 5x coffee, 5x popcorn, 4x Doritos, 2x daily multivitamins, and 2x vitamin C tablets, and 10x cough drops, unless I missed something. (I still don't see nail clippers on it
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I ASSUME it must be for a month, because I can't see even a mukbang streamer eating all that in a day. (Well, other than maybe that famous tiny Japanese woman.)
Well, I guess they'll need those vitamin tablets if they're gonna stuff themselves with Twix and Snickers and such. They'd probably die of scurvy long before extradition otherwise.
But yeah, that's how bad he's living in that federal jail in Miami. Thank goodness he's such a Real Tough Man, or he wouldn't be able to survive
I ASSUME it must be for a month, because I can't see even a mukbang streamer eating all that in a day. (Well, other than maybe that famous tiny Japanese woman.)
Well, I guess they'll need those vitamin tablets if they're gonna stuff themselves with Twix and Snickers and such. They'd probably die of scurvy long before extradition otherwise.
But yeah, that's how bad he's living in that federal jail in Miami. Thank goodness he's such a Real Tough Man, or he wouldn't be able to survive
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