TAM7 Talent Show

[Wowbagger]

After much begging, pleading, and tossing of ugly threats, they decided to reject my idea for impersonating all of the famous failed American Idol contestants, in my SpongeBob SquarePants costume.

And, I just finished learning all the lyrics to "She Bangs", too.






(Don't mind me. I'm just having some strange dreams, lately.)

 

[KingMerv00]

Me too! Let the mayhem commence! Whoo-hoo!!!!

Crap, now I have to figure out how to get all the equipment to Vegas

Aren't you doing the bed of nails thing? How long would it take to build the bed of nails in Vegas?

 

[MattusMaximus]

Aren't you doing the bed of nails thing? How long would it take to build the bed of nails in Vegas?

Much longer than you think. Trust me, you don't want to build it wrong.

 

[KingMerv00]

Much longer than you think.

Really? A bed of nails by definition only requires two nails.

 

[MattusMaximus]

Really? A bed of nails by definition only requires two nails.

 

[a.real.girl]

So, since Wowbagger is not singing, which would have been far too much competition based on his Galapagos karaoke display; and Cleon's declining the chance to show off his mad dance skillz (which I totally love) … I did submit to Alison that I would maybe do a dramatic oration of a sort, depending on everyone else's acceptance.

Please be nice.

 

[Wowbagger]

So, since Wowbagger is not singing, which would have been far too much competition based on his Galapagos karaoke display;

That reminds me... I should probably return the anti-gravity-lean shoes I bought, in anticipation for the occasion.