TAM6 - what do you look like?

articulett said:
You have much to fear, my red- headed friend...
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Hey, it's only the VanDyke that's red (as far as you know). And more of a deep auburn at that. You must be confusing me with one of your many other virtual suitors. Who's the cyberslut now?

As far as the PJ party goes, I feel so betrayed. Guys never talk about that kind of stuff!

Phrases overheard at the PJ Party:
1. "...I asked him if I could extend the ride if I put another quarter in..."
2. add your own, forumites...
 
teacher, teacher I declare
Phyz does so have red hair...

auburn schmauburn.

And blue eyes. I remember, Phyz. (Yes, I'm a cyberslut... but I'm a cyberslut with a good memory for those I've met in person.) You KNOW you're afraid.
 
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First, I would like the record to reflect that I make the following (true) claim of attractive distraction prowess under the duress of having been ascribed an errant hue of hair.

Articulett, I forgive your error. I once took a date to see a film called The Piano. Later she became confused when someone mentioned the part about the protagonist's fingers being chopped off. She had no recollection of that plot point. Which is kinda like seeing The Empire Strikes Back and not recalling Luke losing his hand.

Clearly, my mere presence has the ability to strip ladies of their otherwise keen observation skills.

Anyway, I think you can see my very brown hair in the OPEN pic above and in my profile shot.
 
Auburn... red... to me you are a redhead. Clearly anyone in their right mind can see that you are color blind and lack the fine ability to distinguish between colors due to your singular X chromosome-- My advantage with the double X chromosome allows for finer color discrimination.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, phyz... but you have been humbled yet again... We will be speculating as to whether the drapes match the curtains at the Skepchick pajama party, I assure you.
 
Articulett--you're up way past your bedtime. You forgot about the carpet--the carpet!!!

Among toupée wearers, there might be concern over whether or not the carpet matches the rug.

But I do like being humbled, brown hair and all. What do I need to do to be humbled in person?
 
I'm the one on the right:



...the one who's about as tall as Penn Jillette:



and with a much shorter beard than this gentleman:

 
My parents came from the Netherlands, and the Dutch are reported to be the tallest nationality. I suppose when your country is largely below sea level, natural selection favours those who can keep their nose above water. :D (Yes, this could be one of those unfounded "just-so" stories about evolution.)
 
I don't mean to over-do it but if anyone here thinks I look familiar, this pic of me has been up at Skepticality for a year or so. It was my first big step at outing my rational self.

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articulett said:
He desperately wants her--

... so, so transparent.
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Yes, much like the little boy who likes the girl who sits in front of him. So what does he do? He pulls on her pigtails in class... what can I say? Sometimes guys are stupid that way :rolleyes:
 
fatewilleatyou said:
I don't mean to over-do it but if anyone here thinks I look familiar, this pic of me has been up at Skepticality for a year or so. It was my first big step at outing my rational self.

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Finally, a use for those damned Cabbage Patch dolls!
 
phyz said:
Articulett--you're up way past your bedtime. You forgot about the carpet--the carpet!!!

Among toupée wearers, there might be concern over whether or not the carpet matches the rug.

But I do like being humbled, brown hair and all. What do I need to do to be humbled in person?
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You're right.... Drapes... carpet--

(I meant to do that... I was testing you-- 'wanted you to feel smart, for once. :p You passed.)

Oh, I will find you for your humbling, I assure you... that RED hair is a beacon.
 
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