TAM5 Skepchick PJ Party!

That would be Grayman, I believe! Whose eyes I did not get to gaze into over dinner, thanks to Southwest Airlines and the FSM's handling of the weather in Texas.

Your loss.

I hope you got one of his party favors. If not, he owes you. And if he's out, just ask him to provide a similar chocolate flavored treat.
 
Despite his best efforts, I never let Toby expose himself to me. Perhaps next year. ;)

He carries around pix on his cell phone, you know...

You may have a hard time escaping. Fortunately it takes some careful study to understand what exactly you are looking at due to perspective, costuming, etc.
 
There was a decided lack of security this year.....perhaps that accounted for the interlopers.....and possibly some of the behavior! I did not get to know the woman in the burka....my appologies dear.

And a smack up side the head for the skepdudes who thought they could stay without any bribes or skills to offer....tsk, tsk!

Mattfn :moose:

Oh it's my fault. I was supposed to do the grope check, but Toby was too eager--and I didn't think it would be polite to grope the person in the Burka, and Scott had chocolate...raspberry chocolate...and Grayman had some very artistic chocolate...and the Friendly Atheist guy pointed out that he WAS chocolate--

And there were the toys...the "perfect man doll"...the life-sized Randi doll (okay it was a little smaller than life size...)

So you see my dilemma. Now that I understand the basic sneakiness of the skepdudes, I promise to do a better job next year. It's really Scott's fault, I think--I just presumed he was there for some official reason, and it didn't feel right to do a grope check on Randi's right hand man--plus his chocolates contained alcohol--and then Toby brought those spermatazoid thingies filled with Baileys cream...

Mistakes were made. What can I say. It won't happen again.
 
Your loss.

I hope you got one of his party favors. If not, he owes you. And if he's out, just ask him to provide a similar chocolate flavored treat.

Yes, one of the disappointments (but they are few). But he graciously gave me not only a chocolate-covered treat, but also a pigasus cookie!
 
Inspired by Grayman's Pigasus tat, it struck me the other day that the expression "When monkeys fly out of my butt" has definite tattoo possibilities.
 
Now that I've seen Toby's genitals, I think I'm fine with seeing tattoo monkeys fly out of skeptikilt's butt. He wouldn't have to drop trou even--just lift the kilt

--really Greek Goddess...you need to learn to live a little. :) What good is it to be a skeptic if you can't enjoy some good clean irreverent and bawdy fun?
 
Oh it's my fault. I was supposed to do the grope check <snip> I didn't think it would be polite <snip> Scott had chocolate...raspberry chocolate
You could have overlooked the chocolate! :(
It's really Scott's fault, I think
Have you been talking to Hal?
I just presumed he was there for some official reason
My request to "meet skepchicks" was never officially approved. :(
and it didn't feel right to do a grope check on Randi's right hand man
Would it feel better if I promised not to grope back? If I promised to? ;)
--plus his chocolates contained alcohol
No they didn't!
It won't happen again.
It had better not!
 
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--and I didn't think it would be polite to grope the person in the Burka,

Just as well. The person in the burka was my boyfriend, VPescado...so I'm a bit particular about who gropes him. (I simply introduced him as "Fatima".) You can thank Oak for the burka, by the way. Hopefully this stunt doesn't get me barred from all subsequent SkepChick parties.
 
Let me clarify. I would be glad to see a picture of Skeptikilt's butt, I didn't I didn't want to see the actual exit point ;)

GG, did you hear Grayman's suggestion for me in the next skepdude calendar? A variation on this.

I was thinking of three or four small flying monkeys sorta swirling out over the right hip and up the back, with diminishing size to give the impression of distance. Hmmmm. Maybe it needs five or six.
 
@Skeptikilt: A variation of that would be excellent.

I agree. And GC, if a guy has enough mass in his ass, I don't think the exit point should be visible--especially when said ass is decorated with flying monkeys. It would take a frightening camera angel to achieve such a picture, and although we have an intrepid group here, I'm not sure anyone is that intrepid.

Well, there's Toby...
 
that there is.. now provide pictures or there will be no more grobing.

But will there be mome raths? I'm assuming grobing is the future tense of 'grabe'.

Sorry, dude. I took the picture, but it wasn't my camera. Though I think the guy it belonged to may be suffering from brain meltdown.

...oh, and sorry if I said anything untoward. I didn't realize until after the conference that you were gay.
 

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