TAM London Scholarship Essay Competition

[tkingdoll]

Hi all,

We just launched an essay competition for students and the unemployed with the chance to win TAM tickets. Details here: http://tamlondon.org/essay/

Please pass on the link to anyone who is eligible and wants to come to TAM London!

Closing date is 14th August.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

My essay:

I would like to attend TAM London because it is being organized by the smartest, funniest, hottest Skepchick on the planet.

The End.

Do I win?

 

[tkingdoll]

That's the only essay submitted so far, in the few hours the comp has been live. If that remains the case until the closing date then yes, you win.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

My essay:

I would like to attend TAM London because I hear they sell alcohol in Great Britain. As a skeptic, I must investigate this claim thoroughly and repeatedly.

 

[BillC]

That's the only essay submitted so far, in the few hours the comp has been live. If that remains the case until the closing date then yes, you win.

Ooh! Ooh! Please, Teacher, he's not unemployed! He's cheating!

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Ooh! Ooh! Please, Teacher, he's not unemployed! He's cheating!

Ha! But I am a student at Washington University. At least some of the time.

 

[tkingdoll]

Bump!

 

[LostAngeles]

Dear TAM London,

Here is my essay:

Tits.

Thank you,
LostAngeles

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Dear TAM London,

Here is my essay:

Tits.

Thank you,
LostAngeles

You win!!!!!

 

[Wowbagger]

Dear whoever the hell this is,

No, I don't want to attend your stupid TAM London. Yes, I am employed and make more than enough money to afford the trip, if I did want to go. But, I also know that you folks strive for honesty. So, this being the only truly honest essay you are probably going to receive, perhaps you can give me a pair of tickets, anyway? I would like to give them to a friend.... who is unemployed... and really works hard for skepticism. I promise!!

Sincerely,
Wowbagger