Hokulele
Deleterious Slab of Damnation
I had no frikkin' idea that was your MOM. I HATE YOU. I had lunch with her and didn't even get to rag on you. I asked her about the state of science education/presentation on TV. She laughed.
Rag on me? Careful, you do not want to invoke the Wrath of Mom!
Sorry- bath tub already occupied.
Drat, now where am I going to put Mom if she starts acting up?
Hokulele, your mom told me this story about being in Tokyo and pretending NOT to speak Japanese ... police were involved.
Hee hee, better she tells MADE UP stories than the real story behind the Tokyo Hyatt Exploding Mechanical Toilet.
