Yeah_Right
Muse
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Well that site didn't last long. Good thing she doesn't have enough pull to get RS Lancaster's site deleted.
Sylvia Browne Myspace Parody
- Thread starter Juustin
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rjh01
Gentleman of leisure
Maybe because they only found one site. This one only was created late January. Expect this one to be shut down in a few weeks. But we now have another weapon against psychics.
a_unique_person
Director of Hatcheries and Conditioning
Goddam, I missed it. That was quick.
And here I was, just saving this letter for the MySpace Parody site...
Dear Francine,
I am a respectable psychic counselor, with a spotless reputation and a clean record. My best friends are lawyers, military officers, television producers, and police detectives. Even my son was conceived immaculately.
Lately, however, people have been criticizing me for what they claim are inaccuracies in my predictions. Some even call me a liar, of all things! I am deeply, deeply hurt by their cruel words. They have no idea how their constant badgering has wounded me and affected my health.
My feng shui therapist has tried re-arranging the chairs on my deck, but I feel an icy draft from out of the darkness. I'm getting messages that I should change course, but that would cause problems of titanic proportions. Tell me, Francine, what ever shall I do?
Signed,
The Unsinkable Mrs. Browne
Dear Francine,
I am a respectable psychic counselor, with a spotless reputation and a clean record. My best friends are lawyers, military officers, television producers, and police detectives. Even my son was conceived immaculately.
Lately, however, people have been criticizing me for what they claim are inaccuracies in my predictions. Some even call me a liar, of all things! I am deeply, deeply hurt by their cruel words. They have no idea how their constant badgering has wounded me and affected my health.
My feng shui therapist has tried re-arranging the chairs on my deck, but I feel an icy draft from out of the darkness. I'm getting messages that I should change course, but that would cause problems of titanic proportions. Tell me, Francine, what ever shall I do?
Signed,
The Unsinkable Mrs. Browne
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Slimething
Illuminator
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You still get an attaboy. I really like the idea of the "puttin' em up as quick as she can take em down" strategy.
rjh01
Gentleman of leisure
The new Sylvia Browne myspace site no longer exists. Anyone want to create another one?