Surgeons Remove Ashcroft's Gallbladder

[Evolver]

Surgeons Remove Ashcrofts Gallbladder

There's plenty of jokes to be had from this.

I'll start:

I knew he's been acting with alot of gall lately.

 

[Brown]

The gallbaldder is a small, black organ.

Surgeons almost accidentally removed Ashcroft's heart.

 

[Evolver]

The gallbaldder is a small, black organ.

Surgeons almost accidentally removed Ashcroft's heart.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

 

[Hexxenhammer]

When's god going to call the rest of him home? I don't know if I can wait for him to do it piece by piece.

 

[Upchurch]

That little stone has done more in the last few days to protect the American way of life than all of us put together.

 

[corplinx]

While they are at it, they should remove his ugly gland.

 

[Brown]

The surgeon said to Ashcroft: "You need to have your gallbladder removed."

Ashcroft replied: "I'd like a second opinion."

The surgeon said: "Okay. You're also an idiot."

 

[Upchurch]

If Ashcroft died on the operating table, he might be able to get elected again here in Missouri.