Suddenly, A Flat Earther Appears!

332nd

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So I'm getting some work done on my Jeep, chatting with a couple about their Speed Racer shirts & anime in general. When a guy takes the city layout of Attack on Titan & compares it to flat earth! Still on going, will update.
 
Nasa knows because they've gone up & seen the earth is flat.

Eta: Haven't been to the moon though because of a dome. (Never heard that one before.)
 
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Admiral Byrd went to Antarctica, found more gold, minerals, oil, etc... than anywhere else in the world. UN agreed that no one should go there because... reasons.

Also he found ice walls 2 miles high that they couldn't find a way around thus proving the Earth is flat.

UN flaunts this by their symbol.
 
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Never went to moon because of Van Allen belts. Proof is a NASA scientist saying we have to figure out how to deal with radiation while going to Mars.
 
The capacity of the human mind to ignore facts while believing nonsense is, like the universe, unbounded.
 
Mechanic wanted to talk to me, came back to something about only American citizens get put in jail, non citizens don't...

ETA: Has something to do with banks...

ETA: All countries that have banks will fail eventually.
 
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332nd said:
Never went to moon because of Van Allen belts. Proof is a NASA scientist saying we have to figure out how to deal with radiation while going to Mars.
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How do you find or even get Van Allen belts with a flat earth?

332nd said:
Mechanic wanted to talk to me, came back to something about only American citizens get put in jail, non citizens don't...

ETA: Has something to do with banks...

ETA: All countries that have banks will fail eventually.
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If you are still there, we're all dying to know who he supports for President.
 
Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh onto 9/11.

Buildings into footprints, jet fuel can't melt steel, all '05 crap.
 
Trebuchet said:
How do you find or even get Van Allen belts with a flat earth?



If you are still there, we're all dying to know who he supports for President.
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Will do.

ETA: Trump.

ETA: Hillary should be in jail. 3 guesses where Obama's from.
 
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332nd said:
Never went to moon because of Van Allen belts. Proof is a NASA scientist saying we have to figure out how to deal with radiation while going to Mars.
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I wonder how NASA and others send unmanned probes to Mars when his 'dome' stops us getting to the moon.
 
& a quick hairpin turn into Chemtrails.
Chemtrails cause Autism, anger issues & GM...Os?...
 
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332nd said:
Admiral Byrd went to Antarctica, found more gold, minerals, oil, etc... than anywhere else in the world. UN agreed that no one should go there because... reasons.

Also he found ice walls 2 miles high that they couldn't find a way around thus proving the Earth is flat.
Click to expand...
Wait, I thought that was for hollow earth. I'm so confused.
 
332nd said:
Admiral Byrd went to Antarctica, found more gold, minerals, oil, etc... than anywhere else in the world. UN agreed that no one should go there because... reasons.

Also he found ice walls 2 miles high that they couldn't find a way around thus proving the Earth is flat.

UN flaunts this by their symbol.
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I have found this to be a necessary component of all conspiracy theories: not only that the conspiracies require 100,000s of participants, all of who have successfully preserved the conspiracy in an incredibly tight-lipped, flawless decades-long manner that one never sees in other secrets involving only 3 people, but the conspirators have to drop very public hints as to the truth periodically: the UN symbol, the NASA photos from their the Moon and Mars missions, the names of certain government projects, etc. Apparently it is no fun to have a gigantic, perfect conspiracy without also tweaking the noses of the sheep by revealing the conspiracy, but only to those able to catch on.
 
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