Stundie Finals For December

Vote for the best Stundie of December

  • 1) Murder is the best advertisement

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • 2) We need holograms to get stuff done

    Votes: 20 23.0%
  • 3) People are evil therefore demons

    Votes: 16 18.4%
  • 4) Mars and Earth don't move do they?

    Votes: 19 21.8%
  • 5) The unsure history of South Africa

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • 6) Execution by space shuttle

    Votes: 22 25.3%
  • 7) edWARd sNOWden

    Votes: 12 13.8%
  • 8) Nobody refutes that Hawking guy because he's a loser

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 9) Lightbulb cancer

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 10) My own ritual murder

    Votes: 23 26.4%
  • 11) Believe in ufos or suffer their wrath

    Votes: 9 10.3%
  • 12) Beta males can't handle break ups

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 13) Dust is light stuff

    Votes: 22 25.3%
  • 14) Of course I won't believe you don't believe me

    Votes: 7 8.0%
  • 15) Zio-Satanic orgies are extra fertile

    Votes: 8 9.2%
  • 16) Gravity, now only on earth

    Votes: 36 41.4%
  • 17) Leftists with tiny amygdala

    Votes: 11 12.6%
  • 18) Science, taking all the credit

    Votes: 27 31.0%
  • 19) Shadow governments don't leave evidence

    Votes: 15 17.2%
  • 20) Tell me how rockets work so I can scoff

    Votes: 32 36.8%

  • Total voters
    87
  • Poll closed .
Travis, you didn't announce last month's winner again! Get back in that habit! :mad:
 
Travis, you didn't announce last month's winner again! Get back in that habit! :mad:

Weird. I'm watching Die Hard and they blew up the top of a high rise without it collapsing in on itself in 8 seconds. Imagine that.

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The "beta male" thing is one of the most loathsome texts I have ever read, and I read Mein Kampf.
 
5...mainly because of the "Abraham Lincoln gets no kudos in the US" statement.

Yeah, turns out the guy who wrote that was wrong... I looked up Lincoln and he was President awhile back, before Reagan, and there's some kind of statue of him in Washington, D.C. somewhere. He even got his portrait on some obscure coin (although probably own professional coin collectors have ever seen one.)
 
I voted for #6 because when you want to quietly "disappear" some critics, there's no better way than a multi-billion dollar, nationally-televised space launch.

I voted for #7 because when you want to drum up support for the nefarious imperialist schemes of the military-industrial-intelligence complex, there's no better way than to spill all sorts of embarrassing stories that get everyone pissed off at said complex.
 

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