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Stundie Finals For December

Vote for the best Stundie of December

  • 1) Murder is the best advertisement

    Votes: 5 5.7%
  • 2) We need holograms to get stuff done

    Votes: 20 23.0%
  • 3) People are evil therefore demons

    Votes: 16 18.4%
  • 4) Mars and Earth don't move do they?

    Votes: 19 21.8%
  • 5) The unsure history of South Africa

    Votes: 14 16.1%
  • 6) Execution by space shuttle

    Votes: 22 25.3%
  • 7) edWARd sNOWden

    Votes: 12 13.8%
  • 8) Nobody refutes that Hawking guy because he's a loser

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 9) Lightbulb cancer

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 10) My own ritual murder

    Votes: 23 26.4%
  • 11) Believe in ufos or suffer their wrath

    Votes: 9 10.3%
  • 12) Beta males can't handle break ups

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • 13) Dust is light stuff

    Votes: 22 25.3%
  • 14) Of course I won't believe you don't believe me

    Votes: 7 8.0%
  • 15) Zio-Satanic orgies are extra fertile

    Votes: 8 9.2%
  • 16) Gravity, now only on earth

    Votes: 36 41.4%
  • 17) Leftists with tiny amygdala

    Votes: 11 12.6%
  • 18) Science, taking all the credit

    Votes: 27 31.0%
  • 19) Shadow governments don't leave evidence

    Votes: 15 17.2%
  • 20) Tell me how rockets work so I can scoff

    Votes: 32 36.8%

  • Total voters
    87
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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Yes, we have hit mid month and that means you have all waited long enough for the December Stundie Finals.

(1)—
Yes, because a wildly popular Hollywood film series with hundreds of millions in marketing money behind it just can't be trusted to get the name out there.
Everybody wants to know why the Obama administration would want to assassinate Paul Walker. While I can only theorize, it’s possible that Walker was assassinated in order to highlight Operation Fast and Furious just prior to an unprecedented gun-related massacre in the United States stemming from one or more of the 2,000 assault rifles sold by the ATF (Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms) to Mexican drug cartels.
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(2)—
Damn it man. I can't do this job with a physical machine. Bring me a hologram!
How come explosives can penetrate the building but a honking huge plane traveling near bullet speeds can't? Do you have any idea how much energy the impacts would impart?
cause a plane is not designed to do that. Neither a missile would do what that plane did. You need a hologram.
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(3)—
Stop it with this convincing evidence. I have people I hate that I must think are evil!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-eye_effect
YES I know this theory and I'm not 100% convinced because i have a camera and i took many pictures of people in a party some people had red eyes some don't i noticed that a girl of my relative had red eyes this girl has very evil brother and mother so i think it is maybe demonic possession
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(4)—
Ha ha, it's almost like these NASA idiots expect us to think Earth and Mars move relative to each other!
But...but... at 1:50 into the above 'video', the NASA guy says:

"We just place the spacecraft on a trajectory to Mars and let it coast for 7 months - and 300 million miles - until it reaches the planet."

Woah - those idiots don't even know that Mars passes almost ten times as close to the Earth !!! For instance, in August 2003 - Mars passed at only 34.6 million miles from Earth: http://cseligman.com/text/planets/marsoppositions.htm

Good grief. And what's the deal with those bouncing, inflatable landing balls, now? There truly is no end to their BS.
And then WE get called 'kooks' for not buying it !
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(5)—
Not sure but I believe that WW2 was really a war waged against the oompa loompas and they lost badly so we unamed them.
Hector Slagg
Has anyone written a history of South Africa? Not sure but I believe European's went to south Africa at the same time they came to America. And just like America the settler's in South Africa began the long process of improving the lives of all the natives. So a lot of people un named, un known, forgotten that helped Mandela become a world figure will never get any recognition to speak of. Here Martin Luther King get's all kind of kudos but President Lincoln hardly any.
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(6)—
So...I was just thinking that maybe we could just shoot our enemies rather than hiding them in billion dollar spacecraft.
Is it true that each time they send a shuttle into space, they take away
a few unwanted humans and dispose them into the opening? I imagine all kinds of spies, conspiracy theorists, traitors and whistleblowers floating around in space paying for their "crimes".
Do you think it's true?
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(7)—
Since the war never happened I guess we can count on a new NSA leaker with the name sINVADEs asSYRIA NOWden pretty soon.
It's basically pretty simple (if you know what to look for). The name "Edward Snowden" is a subliminal carrier vessle that contains the slogan WAR NOW, edWARd sNOWden. They needed something to focus the publics attention on and decided to create an "NSA scandal".
They intended to subliminally program the public to approve of the Syria invasion by hammering the WAR NOW slogan 24/7 in the publics brains via the mainstream media. These stories don't get big unless approved of by the system rulers.
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(8)—
Has anyone ever tried to disprove Stephen Hawking? Screw it. I'm going with my gut instinct that no one ever has.
If you're a Christian it is time you expanded on your opinion of the Supreme Being. He is much more Supreme than you may have previously estimated.

The entire universe is a sea of microbial soup from one end to the other. Life did not originate on Earth and the universe did not originate with a "Big Bang." All of that is pharisee rubbish and lunacy. The universe looks like an infinite hand-customized incubator for life. Good luck getting that idea past the Bolshi revisionists and their Krisschan fellow travelers. It would be too much credit to God and not enough to unemployable gimps in wheelchairs talking about black holes. A lot of people think if Stephen Hawkings had not developed a crippling illness there is little chance he would have been able to make an honest living as a tenured professor.
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(9)—
Trust the facts people. How often do you hear about people in countries with no light bulbs living long enough to get cancer? Exactly.
If you're an athlete or just a human being who enjoys living, replace your nightlight with a blue light.

It is the only frequency of light that won't disrupt your biological processes, including critical release of growth hormone, if you get up at night to go to the bathroom. I cannot overstate this enough. You need complete blackout in your room at night when you sleep and all nightlights should be blue spectrum. It won't matter to you until a couple decades later when the doctor tells you that you have cancer which I suspect is a direct result of the introduction of the electric lightbulb.

The risk of ovarian and breast cancer in women who have a streetlight outside their window that shines into their bedroom is six times that of a woman who smokes a pack a day of cigarettes. Government calls them public infrastructure but street lights should be considered sheeple killing rayguns because that is what the statistics say they are. Trust the facts.
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(10)—
They always warned us that the increasing ease of social networking would one day allow the reanimated dead to annoy us with blog posts. And we just didn't listen.
I was debating on weather or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it, except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year. So … kinda makes it hard for me to talk about.
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(11)—
Oh shoot. This is scarier than when that guy told me I'd get raped by Bigfoot really good if I kept not believing Bigfoot existed.
YOU PEOPLE who like to consistently write "FAKE" to all UFO videos are prime examples of those who will be up at the top of the UFO alien's dinner menu.
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(12)—
Are huge unsupported assumptions also a beta male trait? Or is it forced on them by the "modern sluttery" of women?
CH, did I read somewhere on here the statement, “feminism leads to the criminalization of normal male behavior?” Everyone, please read this very carefully. I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THE CRIME OF “STALKING” represents this truth.

Listen–I am not an omega dweeb who wants to justify stalking for personal purposes. Read this very carefully, as it will touch on real truth as GBFM used to post around here.

1. People are not supposed to have sex outside of marriage. This is, of course, in the religious texts, but it also has a secular reason: people fall in love from having sex. It used to be called “making love.” Today, of course, women have sex outside of marriage, but it is simulating marriage. For beta men, they fall deeply in love.

2. It is absolutely natural and biologically normal for a man to then behave as the modern Huffington Post world describes as “controlling and possessive and jealous.” In short, after sex, the man owns that woman in his mind.

3. But modern sluttery allows women to end it and turn stone cold BAM in an instant–crushing the beta’s soul as CH describes in part of the 16 rules.

4. Most men are beta. women truly LOATHE betas and see them as evil, when all betas want is to be loved by ONE woman as much as they love women.

5. This is proven fact…the crime of stalking had to be created because the normal male biological reaction to getting dumped cold turkey by a woman who had previously given her body to the man leads to….you know what stalking is…I don’t need to type it. Basically the man being devastated, not giving up, and now in the modern internet world…these women plaster themselves all over the internet, essentially giving themselves to everyone in the entire world EXCEPT the dumped former lover….it is humiliating and demasculating.

There is no wonder that stalking happens Now, stalking is state-level law. Look up the statute on criminal stalking in any state….it describes perfectly normal and biologically expected behavior from a beta male who had a sex life with a woman (simulating marriage/ownership of her) but the modern world allowed her to drop him like a rock in an instant…..the result is devastation and stalking.
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(13)—
Oh it is as fluffy as a cloud! You have a bag of fine dust called "cement" to drop on me? Go right ahead!
As I said to Beachnut, I choose to not get into five year old posts or anything else that does not apply to building 'x.' BUT ... I will say that while I have absolutely no idea how much "110 stories of "fine powder" weighs," I am pretty sure it does not "push down very hard."
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(14)—
Is this the academic variant of the Pepe Le Pew "just can't take no for an answer" syndrome?
I've saw nothing in any of the posts you linked to that would persuade me that nuclear weapons are fakes. A selection of grainy photo's taken from unspecified angles and distances with feeble attempts to show that this or that is at the wrong angle wouldn't convince anyone.

I personally know someone who witnessed the UK Operation Grapple tests on Christmas Island. He would find your cock and bull stories laughable.
From your BS response above I have no doubt that you can see the fakery I have pointed out in my links
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(15)—
Dibs on the trademark for Zio-S Energy & Fertility Drink.
And we know that zio-socialist-satanist's will literally stick it in anything, alive, dead, animal or mineral -

So it seems highly possible that during a random Newtown sacrificial orgy some zio-satanic sperm and eggs and spawned some more or less identical satan's little socialist helpers.

Also the fact that the default setting for socialism is to churn out zio-satanic clones must be factored-in when scientifically assessing statistical significance to establish a datum
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(16)—
Boy, those NASA geeks never counted on us knowing that gravity only exists on earth now did they?
man has never been on the moon..1969 was a clear obvious hoax. For example, the moon has no atmosphere so the dust from Rover driving would go straight up in to the air but it doesn't and comes straight back down like it only can do being on earth. The atmosphere is the resistance
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(17)—
It's true, whatever that means, that describing people who's defining trait is wanting to help the needy as selfish and envious will only make you look like you have a damaged and underdeveloped frontal lobe of the cerebrum.
Almost All Mass Shooters Invariably Left-Wing Occultists

It's true, whatever that really means. You would be hard pressed to find a single conservative involved in a mass shooting in the past 100 years.

Leftists have a problem with impulse control and gauging outcomes because they have damaged, stunted amygdalas at the core of their brain. Despite their efforts to paint the world differently, they are the ones who are the most likely to lack compassion for their victims. If they encourage the government to steal from strangers to give to others they deem more deserving, what on earth makes you think they would feel anything for their victims when they go on a murder spree? Leftists are cruel, nasty envious people who pretend to be beautiful altruists on the surface. They are no such thing. The evidence says they are something else altogether.
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(18)—
Yeah, we all know that really it was just wizards.
How does science take credit for technology or inventions?
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(19)—
Don't you get it? Not leaving evidence they exist is just what shadow governments do!
When you asked me earlier if I had proof, you showed your cards. How does one prove anything a shadow government does? You need to rename this group to "Two Shepherds and their Ignorant Group" That is all
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(20)—
Well I suppose trial and error coupled with the continued application of established physical sciences are out.
It seems to me that a rocket's flight path would have to be awfully precise to launch a satellite so that the satellite's orbit is established correctly. I would love to see how they supposedly do that. Of course, I know that they don't do it at all in reality because it's all fiction but I'd just like to see their representation of it.
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There's some truth to 9, you know. He's massively over-egging the cake, but there is solid physiology at the back of it.

Rolfe.
 
I'd have voted for the Stalking guy, but it's clear he's just deeply disturbed. So, it's Space Shuttle Political Murder for me.
 
I kind of like 14 myself.

The fact the guy just can't comprehend someone not believing him was kind of special.
 
Love #20. I'd love to see how they supposedly do that, even though I wouldn't understand or believe a word of it.
 
My absolute favourite was 13, but to be honest I think my eye must have skipped over 16!

Rolfe.
 
Wow. I could've voted for all of them and not felt like I was giving any of them too much credit for their stupidity. A real bumper crop this month, for sure. It must be the lack of sunlight in the northern hemisphere.
 
Number 1(because I submitted it!)

Whoever wrote number 8 is a horrible person(to put it mildly).
 
I'm gonna guess that stalker guy is one of those delusional men that think of themselves as "nice guys" even though their "niceness" only ever extends to women they think will sleep with them.
 
There's some truth to 9, you know. He's massively over-egging the cake, but there is solid physiology at the back of it.

Rolfe.

I hope it's not the "streetlights cause ovarian cancer" part? Mrs. carlito and I have a streetlight outside our living room window.
 
Personally I'll take my chances with a society that has light bulbs and just chance the horrible cancer they bring.
 
Robrob got suspended?


So....because some light causes sleep disorders in some people that must mean it is causing all our cancer?
 
I hope it's not the "streetlights cause ovarian cancer" part? Mrs. carlito and I have a streetlight outside our living room window.


I don't have chapter and verse, but there's some research about having lights on at night being associated with a higher prevalence of breast cancer or something like that. I have seen serious advice about not putting lights on if you get up during the night. Also something about blind women having a significantly lower rate of breast cancer.

That's from memory. I haven't looked it up recently.

Rolfe.
 
Actually, the delectable no 16 reminds me of the late unlamented Malcolm Kirkman and his "gravity doesn't work in a vacuum" stuff. He got a landslide Stundie for that some time in the summer of 2007 if my memory serves me correctly. July or August I think.

Someone even posted video of the "guinea and feather" experiment to show him, but he was adamant.

Rolfe.
 
I voted #7.

Most of these are just stupid, delusional and/or arrogant, but I agree with BrotherDesmond that #8 is truly vile.
 

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