Stundie Finals for August - Vote Now!

[qarnos]

And by the way, all 22 of you should vote for MJD1982. You know it's propitious.

Dave

"Propitious," huh? I'm going to have to start including that in my lexicon...







Come on, Loss! You know you want to...

 

[Myriad]

"LexiCon," huh? I'm going to have to start including that in my list of boring Smallville-fan conventions to avoid.

Respectfully,
Myriad

 

[Dave Rogers]

"LexiCon," huh? I'm going to have to start including that in my list of boring Smallville-fan conventions to avoid.

Is that "LexiCon: Smoking Gun Edition" or "LexiCon: Nonexistent Researchers' Edition"?

Dave

 

[afinemadness]

In the flurry of posting activity over the last few days, this thread had dropped to page 5!!

Vote now or I swear to Randi you will feel my wrath. Trust me - my wrath is something to be reckoned with.

Besides, the July stundie poll garnered 111 votes. This poll has only received 89!!!. Moby says he's going to rip off my head and drop a steaming load of number two's down my neck if this poll doesn't crack at least 111 votes.

You wouldn't want that to happen to poor old qarnos, would you?

I AM YOUR EVIL OVERLORD DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED STUNDIE DICTATOR! RESPECT MY AUTHORITI!!!

Quick everyone delete your vote. Stand up to the overlord. Do not respect his authority (doing best Cartman pronunciation)

 

[qarnos]

Only a little more than 24 hours left, folks! Vote now or forever hold your peace.

Oh... and don't listen to afinemadness. He's a mobyseven disinfo shill.

 

[qarnos]

We are gathered here today to honour Alex Jones, who has brought a great amount of laughter into our lives. Through dedicated research Alex Jones has provided yet another example of an object denser than a singularity.

When Galileo said that the world was round and not flat, he was locked up for the last few years of his life for saying it. But a few years after his death, it went from being widely accepted it was flat to being widely accepted it was round. And so I'm saying the world is round and I'm saying 9/11 is an inside job and I'm showing that the official story is a fraud, a flat Earth theory, and I know I'm going to be vindicated.

We gather tonight to award The Stundie. The Stundie is the sister award to the Darwin: for those who refuse to remove themselves from the gene pool by accident, but will make it their lifetime goal to poison it.

We thank you, Alex Jones, and hope that you continue to post your comments on this or any other subject, using your gift for inadvertent comedy as a lesson to all of us here at the NWO.

To receive The Stundie is one of the most profound honours offered by the
members of the JREF Conspiracy Theory Subforum, and one which in your case is well
earned. Many attempt The Stundie, few attain it. You, Alex Jones,
have marked yourself as one deserving such an award.

Congratulations and Mazel Tov!​

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I would now like to take a moment to thank all those people who helped make this months Stundie Finals a possibility. Namely, me. And though I have thoroughly enjoyed my reign as an evil tyrant dictator, despite those troublemakers who refused to feel my wrath, it is now time for me to abdicate the Stundie throne.

Lash; take care of the paperwork for me. Moby; watch out for that last step, it's a doozy. Hokulele; good luck with those shirts. Coins; I hope you fulfill your dream of making it with Sabrina; I really do. And Sabrina... you might want to check out a restraining order.

I shall now take my leave and retreat silently... gallantly... nobly... nonchalantly into the sunset. God speed to you all...

God speed.

singing quietly to himself...

Don't cry for me, Miss Sabrina.
The truth is I've never met you...

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[Civilized Worm]

Someone should sent him an e-mail or post that on the PP forums.

 

[Sabrina]

*falls over laughing hysterically* Oooohhhh... you just made my day. *wipes tears of mirth away, chuckling*

 

[LashL]

I would now like to take a moment to thank all those people who helped make this months Stundie Finals a possibility. Namely, me. And though I have thoroughly enjoyed my reign as an evil tyrant dictator, despite those troublemakers who refused to feel my wrath, it is now time for me to abdicate the Stundie throne.

Lash; take care of the paperwork for me. Moby; watch out for that last step, it's a doozy. Hokulele; good luck with those shirts. Coins; I hope you fulfill your dream of making it with Sabrina; I really do. And Sabrina... you might want to check out a restraining order.

I shall now take my leave and retreat silently... gallantly... nobly... nonchalantly into the sunset. God speed to you all...

God speed.

singing quietly to himself...

Don't cry for me, Miss Sabrina.
The truth is I've never met you...

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That was a grand exit, indeed, and most certainly worthy of an award, qarnos. Whatever type of award that might be, I hereby nominate you for it.

Oh, and yes, the transition paperwork is underway. *sniff*

We hardly knew ye.

 

[afinemadness]

qarnos that was the 2nd best exit I have seen. Here is the the winner:

Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

 

[Unsecured Coins]

Restraining what???

 

[JimBenArm]

Restraining what???

Restraining ORDER!

 

[Sabrina]

I don't need one. He has to obey orders from me anyways.

 

[Mobyseven]

Whew! Here I am!

...what I miss?