Stephen Dollins: Former Satanist?

I hope you mock your father now frequently about his fears toward the Ninja Turtles.
 
Well it's no different than how many of the evangelical claim they were ex-skeptics (the other white meat)
 
It’s just like when Kurt Cameroon (sic) claims to have been at one time and evolutionist.
Just when was that Kurt, you say you became a Christian in your teens, when did you dig fossils, or read Origin of Species or do anything that would make you an “evolutionist.
 
m_huber said:
Oh, I feel like such a fool. That was an honest mistake; thanks, shandyjan, for fixing it.
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You sir are the REAL devil. Now I will be listening to "Go Ninja Go Ninja Go" all freaking day long!!

Blasphemer!
 
GrandMasterFox said:
Well it's no different than how many of the evangelical claim they were ex-skeptics (the other white meat)
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Yeah, but when they say they were "atheists" before finding Christ, they really are telling the "truth" because religion without a personal relationship with Christ is the same thing!
In other words, if an evangelical ever says anything other than "I want your money," he is lying.
 
kedo1981 said:
It’s just like when Kurt Cameroon (sic) claims to have been at one time and evolutionist.
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Are you by any chance referring to Kirk Cameron?
I tried googling up the name you stated and found nothing (yet auto correct suggested that very thing)
 
Ethan Thane Athen said:
Er, isn't that a Star of David?

I would expect someone claiming a Star of Satan to be modelling a pentagram - although that would be inaccurate as well.

Ignore me if I'm missing the joke...
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Satanists are not the brightest buttons in the box
 
Kathi2010 said:
BTW... Why are the only 'former satanists' we ever hear from always high priests?

Kathi
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Exactly, and since these so called ex Satanist mention about blood drinking and human sacrifice, why isn't anyone in jail since those are criminal activities. And the so called ex Satanist isnt in protective witness program away from so called dangerous people. Ex mafia people for example are in protective witness program while others members get arrested.
With so called ex high priest, they have nothing but their word and nothing else.
 
DarkCorvus said:
Exactly, and since these so called ex Satanist mention about blood drinking and human sacrifice, why isn't anyone in jail since those are criminal activities. And the so called ex Satanist isnt in protective witness program away from so called dangerous people. Ex mafia people for example are in protective witness program while others members get arrested.
With so called ex high priest, they have nothing but their word and nothing else.
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Welcome to the forum, and thanks for bumping this funny thread! :w2:

How did you happen to make your first post in this thread?
 
DarkCorvus said:
Exactly, and since these so called ex Satanist mention about blood drinking and human sacrifice, why isn't anyone in jail since those are criminal activities. And the so called ex Satanist isnt in protective witness program away from so called dangerous people. Ex mafia people for example are in protective witness program while others members get arrested.
With so called ex high priest, they have nothing but their word and nothing else.
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Welcome to the JFEF*, If you're gonna lie, lie big so why not make yourself into a High Priest, me I want to be at least Evil Incarnate.


*The full initiation crew will soon be here but don't worry, there really is no comfy chair.
 
Kathi2010 said:
I think the reason they buy into it so readily is that people want to blame someone other than themselves for what's going on around them. That way, they don't have to take responsibility. 'The Davil made me do it' was a popular saying from a comedy show in the '70's. The problem is some people take it to heart. Lucifer (yes, I believe in the devil) doesn't have to cause anything to happen. All he has to do is sit back, wait and watch. Humans are more than capable of screwing things up on our own. This way lies global warming, undrinkable water and Colorado Springs.

BTW... Why are the only 'former satanists' we ever hear from always high priests?

Kathi
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I think it's related to why people who "remember" past lives were always kings, not slaves or serfs.
 
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