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Stephen Baldwin, Porn Crusader

“I think I got in a little bit of trouble because some jive turkey is trying to open a porn store in my neighborhood,” Baldwin said.

I know I'd be pissed if someone called me a jive turkey. That's telling them, Steve!

"I'm going to take their picture. I'm going to take their license plate number, and going to find out who they are and I’m going to put it in the newspaper -- because I think the town should know who goes to this place,” Baldwin said.

erm....

ETA:

By Melissa Charbonneau
White House Correspondent


CBN.com – WASHINGTON - Some New York officials are welcoming the porn business into their area, despite the protests of many residents.

Er, is this in New York, or Washington?

And is she the whitehouse.com correspondant, or the White House correspondant? I'm confused.
 
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I thought Canada bombed the Baldwins out of existence?

Oh wait, that was just in the South Park movie. :boggled:
 
I have been a porn shop customer in the past, but there's no way in hell I would want one in my neighborhood, either.
 
I suppose I wouldn't want one in my neighborhood, for the same reason I wouldn't want a Jiffy Lube.

However, there are two high end lingerie shops (one specializing in kinkier gear), in my neighborhoo. I wouldn't might a shop that specialized in erotica. It would be all about the presentation.
 
I suppose I wouldn't want one in my neighborhood, for the same reason I wouldn't want a Jiffy Lube.

However, there are two high end lingerie shops (one specializing in kinkier gear), in my neighborhoo. I wouldn't might a shop that specialized in erotica. It would be all about the presentation.

I don't think the clientele care much about the "presentation". It isn't about how pretty the building is.
 
I wouldn't want a bar in my neighborhood, either.
Man, would you ever hate my neighborhood. There are, according to my little computerized city guide, 192 bars within a half mile of my apartment. Also, 22 liquor stores. And there are, lessee, at least nine stores which would probably be classified as "porn stores" within three blocks.
 
Man, would you ever hate my neighborhood. There are, according to my little computerized city guide, 192 bars within a half mile of my apartment. Also, 22 liquor stores. And there are, lessee, at least nine stores which would probably be classified as "porn stores" within three blocks.

You're right. I would hate your neighborhood.

192 bars within half a mile? Where do you live, Sturgis? :)
 
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