Speculation on who Trump will pick for VP?

[gypsyjackson]

How about Eric being the reincarnation of JFK (the dead one)?

The dead one?

JFK Jr is also dead. A significant number of Qultists believe he faked his death in about 1999, in order to fight the Deep State/pedovore cabal, and that he will reveal the truth soon, as he is announced as Trump’s running mate.

In shades of Douglas Adams, a subset of those Qultists believe this has already happened. JFK Jr is in fact the 19th VP (mixing in some sovcit ******** and miscounting) in Trump’s secret government that is really running the US while an actor or a clone of the executed Joe Biden pretends to be in charge.

 

[JoeMorgue]

//Total Hijack//

There's a great Bentley Little short story where a newly elected President learns that the United States is still a colony of Great Britain and that entire American government is just a shadow puppet theater to maintain the illusion of independence. Lincoln and JFK were both murdered because they were considering going public and trying to break free.

 

[Norman Alexander]

You think an Aussie stand-up comic is front runner for VP?

(Note: would be a good choice though... have you heard his comedy routine about American gun culture?)

WARNING: LANGUAGE

GAH! My cut-and-paste buffer error plus my dyslexia! Guess whose comedy I was watching... My mistake!

Jim JORDAN. This suck-up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jordan_(American_politician)

 

[Stacyhs]

You think an Aussie stand-up comic is front runner for VP?

(Note: would be a good choice though... have you heard his comedy routine about American gun culture?)

WARNING: LANGUAGE

Thanks for that.

 

[Stacyhs]

I don't think it will be MTG...she's too much of an attention whore and the 'star' circus clown in the center ring could not handle not being in the spotlight.

 

[Emily's Cat]

I'm hoping Trump won't make it far enough to need to pick a VP at all.

 

[mumblethrax]

His cellmate.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Kanye West. Ticks a few boxes.

I can actually see Trump picking Kanye West. They've spent enough time together.

 

[Trebuchet]

The dead one?

JFK Jr is also dead. A significant number of Qultists believe he faked his death in about 1999, in order to fight the Deep State/pedovore cabal, and that he will reveal the truth soon, as he is announced as Trump’s running mate.

In shades of Douglas Adams, a subset of those Qultists believe this has already happened. JFK Jr is in fact the 19th VP (mixing in some sovcit ******** and miscounting) in Trump’s secret government that is really running the US while an actor or a clone of the executed Joe Biden pretends to be in charge.

Ooh! Adams! Scott Adams, who's become a total loon!

 

[Norman Alexander]

Ooh! Adams! Scott Adams, who's become a total loon!

More's the pity, IMHO. He fell early and hard for the Trump brand, and hasn't been the same since.

 

[Trebuchet]

More's the pity, IMHO. He fell early and hard for the Trump brand, and hasn't been the same since.

I'm going to partially disagree. He was pretty much a loon long before Trump came along. Did you know gravity doesn't exist, it's just the earth expanding under you?

 

[Doubt]

Eric Trump for Veep.

Not that he should or would pick him. But trying to start a political dynasty would be on brand for Trump.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Trump is a Renegade!

He doesn't need no stinkin VP because he is immortal!

And he's got a doctor's letter saying so!

 

[Robin]

MGT is making a big pitch for the role at the moment.

 

[Hans]

Even more special my brother had a call from one of our right wing cousins this morning (my brother acts as a tax consultant for the family). Our cousin felt that Trump doesn't even need a VP because, 'when God calls him home his departure will cause the second coming of Jesus'

 

[Skeptic Ginger]

OR
C. Insanely loyal to Trump over anything else, including the law and the country.

Definitely needs to check this box.

Logic says Trump should nominate someone who might attract moderate voters and 'Never Trump" Republicans; but the way he is going indicates he will nominate another nutjob.

"Logic"?

Kanye West. Ticks a few boxes.

I dunno, Trump might notice Kanye is not controllable.

Maybe ... the surviving member of Diamond and Silk.

He can't remember which one that is. But I'm going to say he's unlikely to pick a female.

I don't think it will be MTG...she's too much of an attention whore and the 'star' circus clown in the center ring could not handle not being in the spotlight.

MGT is making a big pitch for the role at the moment.

Of course she's making that pitch, blatantly. Definitely set herself up for disappointment.

His cellmate.

Hehehehe...

Ooh! Adams! Scott Adams, who's become a total loon!

That's possible but I don't know enough about him to judge any VP qualities.

Even more special my brother had a call from one of our right wing cousins this morning (my brother acts as a tax consultant for the family). Our cousin felt that Trump doesn't even need a VP because, 'when God calls him home his departure will cause the second coming of Jesus'

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Somebody has to be related to some of these end-of-the-world loons.


In summary he'll look for someone very much like Pence:

White male
Dedicated to Trump
Not likely to take the spotlight off Trump ever
And it will be a bonus if the VP attracts any white Evangelical nationalist supremacists over to support Trump, and ignore what Trump really is: not likely to be God's chosen one. ​

He'll never find another Pence.

 

[Norman Alexander]

I'm going to partially disagree. He was pretty much a loon long before Trump came along. Did you know gravity doesn't exist, it's just the earth expanding under you?

[aside] I think it might be hilarious to see the evidence of that. [/aside]

 

[Norman Alexander]

Eric Trump for Veep.

Not that he should or would pick him. But trying to start a political dynasty would be on brand for Trump.

Nope. He is interested only in himself, and himself alone. He is his own dynasty. If the brats want to build one of their own then they will have to lie, cheat and screw around like he did. But he is going to take it all his toys that he stole to his grave, and **** the lot of you, you can't have any!

 

[Solitaire]

I'm hoping Trump won't make it far enough to need to pick a VP at all.

Quick!

Someone fetch me a bucket of ice water to douse these feeble hopes.

Trump Changed GOP Rules To Make Winning the Nomination Even Easier For Trump

Republicans seeking to keep Donald Trump from becoming their party’s
nominee will have to overcome rules even more favorable to the former
president than the ones that helped him clinch the 2016 nomination.
In 2024, more states will award delegates through winner-take-all primaries
— a system that helped Trump when opponents divided the vote, allowing
him to be awarded all or most of the delegates with less than majority
support. Once in office, Trump used his influence to stack state parties
with loyalists who increased the number of winner-take-all states from
seven in 2016 to 17 in 2020. The result is a system that could give Trump
a head start on the nomination before the first contest is even held
— providing a significant impediment to potential challengers like
Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida.

Yes, sir! May I have another.

Trump Plays The Inside Game To Stave Off ’16-Like Convention Chaos

Now engaged in another delegate battle, Trump has been aggressively
courting party leaders — in Louisiana and elsewhere — who are expected
to be delegates at the party’s 2024 convention in Milwaukee. He’s been
dining with them at Mar-a-Lago, chatting them up at party events and
offering them endorsements. The effort will intensify in the weeks to come,
with Trump expected to make appearances at state party events that
will be filled with future national delegates.

The courtship illustrates Trump’s transformation as a presidential candidate
— from the political newcomer of 2016 who oversaw a chaotic operation,
to the experienced campaigner now playing the inside game.

“They’re very organized very early. They’ve been in touch with us a number
of times,” said Rhett Davis, a consultant to the Louisiana GOP. “President
Trump is in a much better position in Louisiana than he was in 2016.
He’s extremely strong here.”

“No other presidential campaign or potential campaign has reached out to us,”
Davis added.

My Biden versus Trump prediction made years ago looks pretty solid.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Quick!

Someone fetch me a bucket of ice water to douse these feeble hopes.





Yes, sir! May I have another.





My Biden versus Trump prediction made years ago looks pretty solid.

From the second article:

“They’re very organized very early. They’ve been in touch with us a number
of times,” said Rhett Davis, a consultant to the Louisiana GOP. “President
Trump is in a much better position in Louisiana than he was in 2016.
He’s extremely strong here.”

The chances of this not being a flat out lie are pretty miniscule. Any non-trumpista report of his 2024 campaign is showing that it's as chaotic, griftery and fraud ridden as his 2016 and 2020 campaigns. Trump has one goal from politics, make money for his personal use; and he has one huge blind spot, he is too stupid to recognise when othersare grifting him.