Speaking in tongues...

if you watch ther religious channels late at night, you will sometimes see huge church services (it has to be 50k people in the stands), with a three ring circus kind of preacher. running around, screaming, singing, and eventually breaking into "tongues". apparently, the language of god sounds like "walla balla halla jalla dalla bong bing balla walla talla". man, maybe i could get a job as a preacher! "ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" should get the job done.

of course, it's always possible that the people are speaking babylonian. maybe they got an email attachment that was apparently a video clip of static right before the episode of "speaking in tongues". look out for huge aleuts with glass knives the next time you hear someone speaking in tongues ;)
 
EdipisReks said:
if you watch ther religious channels late at night, you will sometimes see huge church services (it has to be 50k people in the stands), with a three ring circus kind of preacher. running around, screaming, singing, and eventually breaking into "tongues". apparently, the language of god sounds like "walla balla halla jalla dalla bong bing balla walla talla". man, maybe i could get a job as a preacher! "ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" should get the job done.

of course, it's always possible that the people are speaking babylonian. maybe they got an email attachment that was apparently a video clip of static right before the episode of "speaking in tongues". look out for huge aleuts with glass knives the next time you hear someone speaking in tongues ;)

Brilliant!

I love that book, now I'll have to start reading it again tonight, I'll start as soon as I get this tattoo off my forehead.
 

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