Speaking in Tongues

Mecha leka hi, mecha hi de ho, neighbors! Womp bompa loo bomp, a womp bam boom. Allah's kazoo la up the wazoo la, bibbidy bobbidy shaman damnin' ding dang walla walla bing bang a gong for donkey kong. Buttermore with murmurladen, to riverrun Gitchigoomee hey do run run run ayde do. Mairsy dotes and doe si doe with Mocha choka a lotta yaya. Mene mene tekel you farcin' Hammurabi parsin' Abu Dhabi alakazam alama ding dong.

Don't make me tell you again.
 
Actually, it's not hard for a good linguist to distinguish between a genuine but not understood language and made-up gibberish. People can't make up stuff complex enough to be real language.

Sure they can, but they have to work at it for years, like Tolkien did.
 
Originally Posted by drkitten
Actually, it's not hard for a good linguist to distinguish between a genuine but not understood language and made-up gibberish. People can't make up stuff complex enough to be real language.

"...complex enough...", well not sure about that. But a field linguist would spot a phony in a minute or less, I agree.

When I hear glossolalia spoken by an English speaker, it is quite obvious to me that the he is using exactly the same inventory of phonemes (minimally different sounds that can differentiate meaning) that he uses in English.

For example, one probably does not hear a trilled Spanish "r", or French uvular "r", nor even any non English vowel sounds for that matter that are not phonemic, or phonetically valid, in English. What about non-aspirate "t, p, or k", as in French, aspirate voiced "bh, dh, gh", or bi-labial voiced fricatives as in Spanish, etc? And no "clicks"?

Now, it would be at least very strange indeed if a foreign language, known or unknown, existed that used only English phonemes, since humans are capable of thousands of variations of vowel, consonant or continuant sounds for, generally, they are produced as a continuum of tongue, larynx, glottis and lip positions. Short of that, it is simply a coded version of English, like pig Latin.

Seems to me that a simple test would be in order. Tape record a session where people "interpret" the meaning of "tongue" utterances. Then, a month later convene the same group to "interpret" it again from the tape and see how much agreement there is between the two sessions. If there is no agreement, what is the point of calling it a tongue or language at all?
 
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Mecha leka hi, mecha hi de ho, neighbors! Womp bompa loo bomp, a womp bam boom. Allah's kazoo la up the wazoo la, bibbidy bobbidy shaman damnin' ding dang walla walla bing bang a gong for donkey kong. Buttermore with murmurladen, to riverrun Gitchigoomee hey do run run run ayde do. Mairsy dotes and doe si doe with Mocha choka a lotta yaya. Mene mene tekel you farcin' Hammurabi parsin' Abu Dhabi alakazam alama ding dong.

Don't make me tell you again.
I must be having a spiritual moment because I understood what you said. And my response is Mecha leka hi, mecha jombi ho. Oh, eh, oh, ah ah, ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang. Did you wash your hands Captain Carl?
 
Mecha leka hi, mecha hi de ho, neighbors! Womp bompa loo bomp, a womp bam boom. Allah's kazoo la up the wazoo la, bibbidy bobbidy shaman damnin' ding dang walla walla bing bang a gong for donkey kong. Buttermore with murmurladen, to riverrun Gitchigoomee hey do run run run ayde do. Mairsy dotes and doe si doe with Mocha choka a lotta yaya. Mene mene tekel you farcin' Hammurabi parsin' Abu Dhabi alakazam alama ding dong.

Don't make me tell you again.

Holy hoobla boobla, Batman! That cat sure can scat!

Hey boba ree bop.
 
Honestly, they don't have a rigourus system to differentiate [atleast in my experience]. Generally, if they see someone cryin', foamin', and babbling on the floor they assume its tongues and leave it at that.

It would so suck to have a seizure or stroke around people like that.
 
Actually, it's not hard for a good linguist to distinguish between a genuine but not understood language and made-up gibberish. People can't make up stuff complex enough to be real language.

Suppose I said that the following is a sentence in my native language : bababbaba ba baba bababa bababba baabababba ba babba

Would you believe me? Of course not! No human language only has one consonant and one vowel. But carry that observation up to the syntactic level, and you see the problem with glosso-gibberish.

See morse code, and people carry out comunication in it at very high speeds.
 
"Echondidiaye hotala montididola shamolity" :)

I grew up Pentecostal and was subjected to this nonsense many times. I remember catching my Mom and Aunt practicing their "tongue speaking" when I was young. My religious faith was never the same. I guess that started my slide towards atheism.
 
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I used to go to a Pentecostal church as well. There was definitely a lot of pressure to speak in tongues during the service and people who wanted to be seen as strong church supporters would go up front and flop around a lot.
There were also people who did not seem to be attention seeking. My theory is that they are more easily affected by the trance-like music and entered an altered state; kind of like being really drunk, high, or asleep - or maybe there is more to it - but the words were really gibberish, and usually not complicated: I heard a lot of repeating the same noise or phrase over and over.
Also, the tongues were never interpreted by anyone at my church, if you didn't understand it I guess it was not meant for you.
 
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Also reared Pentecostal. Also agree with the two previous posters' experiences.

Pretty darned glad to have escaped it all.
 
I used to go to a Pentecostal church as well. There was definitely a lot of pressure to speak in tongues during the service and people who wanted to be seen as strong church supporters would go up front and flop around a lot.
So... what happens if you get up during the service and begin to speak in a dignified manner, in English?

Or doesn't the Lord work that mysteriously?
 
So... what happens if you get up during the service and begin to speak in a dignified manner, in English?

Or doesn't the Lord work that mysteriously?

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you conned a spot in a pulpit up and started telling them, in very discreet terms that their god/s are a load of tripe?

You'd need to pick your church, though.
 
So... what happens if you get up during the service and begin to speak in a dignified manner, in English?

Or doesn't the Lord work that mysteriously?

umm..people would listen to you. Or not. It depends on what you say I think.
 
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you conned a spot in a pulpit up and started telling them, in very discreet terms that their god/s are a load of tripe?

You'd need to pick your church, though.

And at least two escape routes, methinks.
 

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