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triadboy

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'South Park'-Scientology Battle Rages On

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060317...P8DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl


"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obsructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung
 
I would never have watched the episode if Upchurch had not posted a link. He would not have posted a link had Tom Cruise not pulled strings.

Thanks, scientologists--I really enjoyed the show! Favorite part: when Travolta and Cruise, in the closet, join in the song.
 
Is it really true that Scinetologists believe all that stuff about space aliens metempsychosising (transporting) souls and putting them in earth bodies and that a planet called Xenu is the homeworld of said transported souls?

Is it true?

Is it true? :confused:
 
Is it really true that Scinetologists believe all that stuff about space aliens metempsychosising (transporting) souls and putting them in earth bodies and that a planet called Xenu is the homeworld of said transported souls?

Is it true?

Is it true? :confused:

You have distorted some of the information, Xenu is sort of a god, etc, but yeah that's how it comes out. See Wiki and www.xenu.net/ for more information.
 
Is it really true that Scinetologists believe all that stuff about space aliens metempsychosising (transporting) souls and putting them in earth bodies and that a planet called Xenu is the homeworld of said transported souls? Is it true? Is it true? :confused:

That's what they say they believe.
 
I liked the whole R Kelly bit as well.
I'm not completely sure just when that guy went entirely insane....but I'm glad Matt and Trey noticed.
 
L. Ron has been quoted as saying that the best way to get rich is to make your own religion.
 
For a good insight into Scientology I recommend reading the unauthorized biography on L Ron Hubbard 'Bare-Faced Messiah'. It can be found in full on the xenu.net website
 
You have distorted some of the information, Xenu is sort of a god, etc, but yeah that's how it comes out. See Wiki and www.xenu.net/ for more information.


Nah, he's only a galactic overlord, one of four hundred billion, thus making him less special than you are to the population of Earth.
 

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