In the spirit of the season: "The Little Drummer Boy" could certainly drive me to suicide. Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
You should check out the darker version of that song by Abney Park. I actually like their version of it. They make the song very creepy.
As to "Alone Again, Naturally", I could never see that song as sad again ever since I heard the parody "Stalone Again, Naturally"
"We watched him sweat and bleed,
When he fought Apollo Creed,
And in Rocky Three, Mr. T,
So what more does he need?
So now Rocky fight the Russians,
Soon Rocky fights the martians.
And after that,
Here's the fact,
Rocky beats up Rambo!
I sure need a break
I can't take
this guy's persistence
My girl and I are splitting up
We'll never go the distance
So on to Rocky Four
And you know what's in store:
Stallone Again, Naturally..."
Actually the song that would drive me to suicide is that hit that the group "Four Non-Blonds" had. Not because it was depressing, but because it was a horrible song, terrible lyrics, and I can't stand the sound of that woman's voice.