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Solution for middle east

T'ai Chi

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Bertrand R. said:
There could be a happy world, where co-operation was more in evidence than competition, and monotonous work is done by machines, where what is lovely in nature is not destroyed to make room for hideous machines whose sole business is to kill, and where to promote joy is more respected than to produce mountains of corpses. Do not say this is impossible: it is not. It waits only for men to desire it more than the infliction of torture.
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The solution is for everyone to read, understand, and act out the above paragraph. Easy huh.
 
Those idiots need to drop their superstitions and things will go much smoother over there.
 
Soooooo . . . the solution is to not fight anymore, then we'd have peace? Isn't that kinda like saying that the solution to winning is not to lose?
 
The sentiment seems to deny evidence that the direction the world takes is largely determined by only a few people in positions of leadership and power.
 
In this scenario of joy and everlasting, gobstomping happiness; do we create machines to do the monotonous work of creating machines?
 
New Ager said:
And without God, not possible.
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And even with God, not possible.

The thing for people to do is just be happy. That way, even if there is killing and mayhem in the world people are happy. If you're happy then you're happy and whatever goes on in the world is irrelevant. There you go, problem solved. Next!
 
. . . And this week on 'How to do it' we're going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here's Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.

Jackie: Hello, Alan.

Alan: Hello, Jackie.

Jackie: Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

Alan: Thanks, Jackie. Great idea. How to play the flute. (picking up a flute) Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.

Noel: Great, great, Alan. Well, next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio.

Alan: Bye.

Jackie: Bye.
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- MPFC, episode 28
 
Reasonable solutions for Middle East peace:

1. Memory-erasing drugs given to everyone in the region might help promote peace. Provided they don't remember that they've forgotten anything, else they'll get suspicious of each other again.

2. Forced intermarriage between all the hostile groups. In a generation or so, they won't be able to feud along ethnic lines, at least.

3. Happy-making narcotics freely distributed to all.

4. Forcible relocation of all parties to separate, and distant, planets.

5. Brain transplants: transplant random brains from one side into the bodies of people from the other side. Nobody will be sure whom is who, so they will resist conflict.

6. Replace everybody with robots, then program the robots to be peaceful.

7. Pour trillions of tons of maple syrup over the entire region. Everyone will be two busy unsticking themselves to do anything else.

8. Exterminate the complete populations of all the nations and ethnicities involved in conflict.

9. Send agents in to discover all the teenaged males and put them all into fake American boy bands. By the time they realize they've been "punk'd" and they aren't actual boy bands, they'll be too addicted to the glamorous life to go back home and be taught how to blow people up. And even if they do go home, they'll be too busy putting product in their hair to do any serious fighting.

10. Crossbreed killer bees and crocodiles, and unleash the crocobees upon the people in conflict. They will soon learn that there are worse foes than each other.
 
Well, I have said that Israel could blow up the Dome of the Rock and then take it from there! I think that action might create some opportunities for settling matters with the Arabs.:)
 
playstations X-boxes and all the games for all the muslim children even if the games involve killing all the joooooos
 
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