Foster Zygote
Dental Floss Tycoon
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- Jun 24, 2006
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First and third statements obviously are wrong but who is Hillery?
Hillary's clone. She ate the original Hillary to consume her adrenochrome, then she opened the portal to the underworld, located in the basement of Abe Lincoln's log cabin, allowing Satan, Matt Damon and an army composed mostly of Morlocks, Mole Men, Mexicans and CHUDs to enter the surface world. Only Trump has the power to stop her with the white Power Medallion, imbued with magical powers by Jefferson Davis, which is hidden under his hair, or, when the wind is blowing, up his arse, which is why he walks that way.
But in order to defeat Hillery and restore the bedraggled remnants of white, super-heterosexual males to their rightful, God-given status, Trump has to be back in the Oval Office so that he can access the print of 'Birth of a Nation' hidden in the corner by Woodrow Wilson, as this has the activation phrase encoded in the leader of the film.