• Quick note - the problem with Youtube videos not embedding on the forum appears to have been fixed, thanks to ZiprHead. If you do still see problems let me know.

So is this possible

Rev 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Don't be silly.
 
They made me sleep through mine, so the worst part was the fasting and the 14 doses of laxative at once.

Oh mine was memorable. Apart from the nightmare of having to be seconds away from the can and several changes of trews, they wheeled me in past a lighted display cabinet of colonoscopy equipment gear through the ages. It was like at museum exhibit of props from Alien. At that point, the doc asks "Do you want to watch it on the screen?" Hell no, put me out, I want to remember nothing.

So they did. I remember nothing.

I suspect the problem in this thread (and others) is that protagonist are basically kids. They have not the benefit of experience. It has not even crossed their minds that at some point it may become necessary to shove a mad camera up one's nethers. Or advisable, or life changing, or terminal.

I can recall many years ago when I was (our thought I was) invincible. Life has told me that I am not in any way. One does not spend days in ICU and somehow retain that nonsense. Reality does not care.
 
Rev 21:6 And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.
Rev 21:7 He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.
Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

So Trump is going to burn in hell??? I knew it!!!!
 
It's amazing how many of the traits in 21:8 apply to Trump himself. He's ... was a sorcerer in the idea that he thought COVID could magically go away


I don't know if it was accurate or if it applies to the quote in Revelation, but I once read a claim that the line elsewhere about not suffering a witch to live was actually a mistranslation of "sorceress", and that in the context it was used, it actually referred to a poisoner. So I guess it would apply to Trump after all, if you count his recommendations of toxic "medical" treatment.
 
Well, there's not much hope for anyone waiting for the return of Trump or Jesus.

He just setting us up for the most epic dunk ever. Got Jesus and Trump on the same, 360-behind the back, No-look Triple Lindy dunk that will shame us all.
 
Quoting Revelations is basically the same as quoting the books of horror writer Stephen King - both are the result of drug-fueled hallucinations and insanity.

I've met and worked with Stephen King, and I don't consider him insane or unduly affected by drugs. However, I agree that if you're quoting the Bible to support your political views, you probably aren't doing a good service to either religion or politics.
 
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.

Guess what ?

Trump still won
Edited by zooterkin: 
<SNIP>
Edited for rule 0 and rule 12.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I got your scripture right here:

I'm from the ghetto, what location? Two seconds from the Devil
I live heavenly in Cabo, with a Mexican sombrero
Drink heavily, health is wealth (health is wealth)


- Jay Z, Sorry (not sorry), Book 1, verse 2
 
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.

Guess what ?

Trump still won and you all still suck.

If it was the Olympics, he would have won the silver. Since this was an election, he actually lost and is not the president.
 
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.
Light kills vampires. In case you haven't noticed, we're all still here and perfectly fine. You're the one who appears to be suffering.

Guess what ?

Trump still won and you all still suck.
Guess what ?

Trump still lost and you're still in denial.
 
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.


Vampires burning in the Sun was invented by movie makers for the 1922 film "Nosferatu". It isn't found in any traditional vampire folklore, except maybe for some Chinese variants. One country, Greece maybe, it's been a while since I read about it, even had an old expression at one time "beware the noonday vampire", or something like that. Even Bram Stoker had Dracula walking around during the day in his novel.
Maybe you meant a more modern version of vampires, and encountering scripture lets us show our sparkling wit.
 
Last edited:
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.
Na
No one is bothered by scripture. You will have seen some jovialy quote it back. The fact you ignored it suggests it is you that is discomforted by it.

Guess what ?

Trump still won
Trump won? I don't see him here.
and you all still suck.
I am pleased to see your arguments moving up another intellectual level. I think you pretty much have have school second grade mastered now.
 
Last edited:
Yep ! Just as I thought, scripture is to you lot what light is to a vampire.

Guess what ?

Trump still won and you all still suck.

Nope: read faaaaaaaaar more than my fair share of scripture as a bairn and it did nothing but convince me that it was all a load of old bollocks.

Trump won what? Has he collected his prize yet?
 
And this is where you all made the biggest blunder, God actually does exists and he does interact with those that take the time to seek him out. Probably something you lot will never experience to your loss.

The prophecies did not end with the last book of the bible, they still go on to this day. This is one from 1997, well before 911 but is starting to unfold today.

September 22, 1997
(Prophecy, #117); The Three Signs:

This word of the Lord is for all those who have desired to know the times and seasons. There will come a three fold sign of the end times. This will be, no matter what else may happen. I the Lord have spoken.


1. The Fall of an American President

2. The collapse of the American economy

3. The infiltration onto American soil of enemy bands of soldiers to begin World War III

This word shall occur as spoken, says the Lord. Look not to the earth for your ways, but look to Me, says the Lord of all things.

Now you are all going to dive in and ridicule this because you are ignorant, but it will make no real difference in the grand scheme of things because it will still play out even if you see it or not.
 

Back
Top Bottom