Sniff, Sniffff, Sniff. You Smell That? Charlie Sheen's the ****!!!!

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

This impression is spot on. Think Fallon might feel bad if when Sheen smokes his final rock of ...well, his final rock of Charlie Sheen, I guess?

 

[FenerFan]

There doesn't appear to be any link. Did you mean this impression?

 

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

LOL, was in a rush and didnt link it! thanks

 

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

 

[PhantomWolf]

did you forget to add "full of" to the title?

 

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

did you forget to add "full of" to the title?

Lol, must have. I was getting what is known as "Girl Friend Aggro." Lesson here is to never make a hungry woman wait for an internet post, lol.

 

[paiute]

I wish I was that crazy

This impression is spot on. Think Fallon might feel bad if when Sheen smokes his final rock of ...well, his final rock of Charlie Sheen, I guess?

1. Say outrageous stuff.
2. Get free publicity 24/7 on all media outlets.
3. Set up Twitter feed.
4. Get a million followers in one day based on 1. and 2.
5. Send out tweets and links with product placement prominent therein.
6. Profit.

 

[casebro]

Yeah, I'm with Paiute. If I cared, I'd look up Charlie's schedule for taping vs binging. A REAL star wouldn't let his binges interfere with his job. And if he can control his binging, does that count as an addiction? Or a publicity stunt?

But Hollyweird has always been that way. Tough to tell real problems from exaggerations for publicity sake. Or. compromise. Have a happy time, just enough to get publicity?

 

[dudalb]

Here is Sacramento there was a heavy snowfall last weekend not in the city itself, but in Placerville and some of the surrounding foothill communties that usually do not get a heavy snowfall. The big joke was that El Dorado County was flying in Charlie Sheen.He would take one look at all the white powder on the ground, start snorting, and the snow would be cleared in no time....

 

[dudalb]

1. Say outrageous stuff.
2. Get free publicity 24/7 on all media outlets.
3. Set up Twitter feed.
4. Get a million followers in one day based on 1. and 2.
5. Send out tweets and links with product placement prominent therein.
6. Profit.

Which he might need since his tenure on his Sitcom seems to be going from "Out for the Season" to "Out Prementently", and his income from syndication won't alone buy all the recreational substances he needs. The Good **** cost big bucks.

 

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

1. Say outrageous stuff.
2. Get free publicity 24/7 on all media outlets.
3. Set up Twitter feed.
4. Get a million followers in one day based on 1. and 2.
5. Send out tweets and links with product placement prominent therein.
6. Profit.

I'm getting a kick out of this guys rants and all, but Dr. Drew made me feel like crap for it. I guess it's easy to clown on Sheen because he seems to be lashing out at everyone on planet Earth (or at least those of you who aren't born with tigers blood). What have we come to as a society when millions line up to watch this guy ruin his life 140 characters at a time?

 

[DaN K. StAnLeY]

Two things:

1)I was trying to put myself in the shoes of Sheens kids 20 years from now. If something bad does happen to Chuck, these future Warlocks will surely hold some level of resentment against the common troll, right?

2) What kind of mom is Denise Richards? I heard, after the report of Sheens previous meltdown came out, that Richards was staying across the hall while Charlie was going berserker on a porn star!

 

[tyr_13]

I'm getting a kick out of this guys rants and all, but Dr. Drew made me feel like crap for it. I guess it's easy to clown on Sheen because he seems to be lashing out at everyone on planet Earth (or at least those of you who aren't born with tigers blood). What have we come to as a society when millions line up to watch this guy ruin his life 140 characters at a time?

While I feel bad that the man is basically destroying his life and hurting a lot of people in the process, my amusement at the crazy crap he says has zero effect on the situation.

In that case, enjoy, Esquire's Sheen Quote Flow Chart, Live the Sheen Dream random quote generator, and last but not least, Charlie Sheen vs Ron Burgundy: Who said it?