shanek said:
No one has made a claim in this thread about philandering Presidents.
I asked where the philandering Presidents are in response to your question about fistfights on planes in the 60s because neither were likely to be reported in the 60s except under the headline "LBJ's Bigfoot Love Child (Exclusive Photos Inside!)".
Those were the days when a man could drive down the road liquored up on moonshine without a seatbelt and run over a schoolteacher on his way to a negro lynching. As long as he confessed to the accident to the local sheriff in a timely manner around the bonfire cross, he was likely to only get a 50 dollar fine after the Good Old Boy discount. As for it getting reported, Jimmy Olsen was probably inside one of the robes to his left.
Yessir, we had lots of freedoms then. And I understand how some of them have fallen by the wayside. I feel your pain. I honestly do.
Now, I used to abuse my right to act like an idjit or a maniac more than the next guy, but according to the capitalist pigs at Corporate Media HQ, the population explosion has led to the number of idjits and maniacs reaching critical mass and is starting to affect the price of snow tires.
And I really don't feel like living with the possibility of having to blast my way through the skies above the purple mountains majesty on my way to The Amazing Meeting to get my picture taken with Randi.
I hope if I should one day find myself complaining to the African-American female next to me in the voting booth line about how having to wear a seat belt by law is really starting to chafe my neck red and that our civil rights are sliding down the slippery slope to subjugation that she doesn't get mad at me for losing perspective. Cause nothing scares me more than an angry black woman.
So that's what I meant when I asked about philandering Presidents. I let my skull crack open a little bit and that slipped out. I thought it was kinda funny myself.
That's how my brain works. It makes it real hard to decide on things. I was for the war in Iraq, then against it, then for it again. I was against legalizing marijuana, then for it. This stuff keeps happening upstairs and I don't know if that makes me an idjit, a maniac, or a skeptic.