Several exposed, hundreds distracted in Ukrainian Boobquake

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Seismographs across Iran went off the charts failed to move a micron as an Iranian delegation in the Ukraine was forced to look at hooters in retaliation for the regimes policy of beating women to death with rocks whenever they feel like it.

Representatives of the Iranian regime appear to have suffered few ill effects from their exposure to something they haven't seen since their mothers weaned them at the age of fourteen.

(Video clip in the article is NSFW)

 

[marplots]

This is just encouraging me to tick off Ukrainian women.

 

[mortimer]

Bravo! I completely support these Ukranian ladies. Though I have no idea what they were saying.

 

[marplots]

Bravo! I completely support these Ukranian ladies. Though I have no idea what they were saying.

Me either. Although I do not speak their language, I was able to see a couple of their points.

 

[WildCat]

Whatever Ukrainian women are for, I am against.

I sure hope they don't come and demonstrate in front of my house.

 

[casebro]

I'll agree with their points if they hold them against me.

 

[Thunder]

I support the right of all women, everywhere in the world, to go topless.

Its a fundamental human right, after all.

 

[rjh01]

A man could walk down the street topless, without fear of arrest, so why cannot women?

 

[lionking]

Me either. Although I do not speak their language, I was able to see a couple of their points.

Duly nominated. Well played.

 

[Father Dagon]

Whatever you do, never attract the ire of women.

 

[Cobalt]

So whats all this about a protest?

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

In a related story (it's been a big week for boobquakes, apparently) Denmark is considering adding topless shots to immigration orientation films to scare off the "seismically sensitive".

The money quote from the article:

“Bare breasts are not a protection against fundamentalism,” Khader says on his Facebook page.

“Quite on the contrary. Fundamentalists are so sex crazy that bare breasts would make them flock to the country. Perhaps one should try naked pigs and pork – that’ll keep them away...” Khader says. ​

 

[keale]

I will now convert and become a fundamentalist Muslim and move to the Ukraine where these women can protest in my house errr I mean in front of my house.

 

[dudalb]

One of the girls at work is an immigrant from the Ukraine, and she is HOT with a Capital H.....

 

[NotJesus]

This is just encouraging me to tick off Ukrainian women.

Try calling them Russians. They hate that.

ETA: Then, when they get angry, act disappointed and say, "Gee, I was hoping you were Russian. I hear Russian women are much better in bed than Ukrainian women."

 

[keale]

One of the girls at work is an immigrant from the Ukraine, and she is HOT with a Capital H.....

I worked with a girl from the Ukraine and she was average looking but that accent was soooooooooo Hot!

 

[Nosi]

Me either. Although I do not speak their language, I was able to see a couple of their points.

 

[Skeptic]

I will now convert and become a fundamentalist Muslim and move to the Ukraine where these women can protest in my house errr I mean in front of my house.

And they say evil is not rewarded.

Then again, judging by the look of these mullahs, hot Ukranian women protesting is not their style. If young boys took off their clothes while embracing goats as a protest, however...

Two she-camels spied on a goat,
And one jealously said, "You will note
She leaves the sheik's tent
With her tail slightly bent,
And banks of hair pulled from her coat."