September Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of September

  • 1) Lost on the launch pad

    Votes: 12 11.0%
  • 2) Darwin means genocide

    Votes: 22 20.2%
  • 3) Magnetosphere space shield

    Votes: 15 13.8%
  • 4) Sublimation is elementary

    Votes: 13 11.9%
  • 5) Ignorance, a virtue

    Votes: 20 18.3%
  • 6) The FBI totally copied NTSB

    Votes: 22 20.2%
  • 7) Flawed plane crash premise

    Votes: 26 23.9%
  • 8) Psychics really told me

    Votes: 12 11.0%
  • 9) Blinding laser beams from the moon

    Votes: 20 18.3%
  • 10) My head is telling me to pray and cry!

    Votes: 34 31.2%
  • 11) It was 8 hogsheads away

    Votes: 20 18.3%
  • 12) Flesh doesn't burn does it?

    Votes: 26 23.9%
  • 13 Neanderthal sex scarcity

    Votes: 10 9.2%
  • 14) All we need are turkeys

    Votes: 39 35.8%
  • 15) The Fed, keeping those cancer cures down

    Votes: 14 12.8%
  • 16) They're the same except way different

    Votes: 46 42.2%
  • 17) Basic elements are bad/good

    Votes: 11 10.1%
  • 18) Child labor and polio

    Votes: 17 15.6%
  • 19) Experts say anything

    Votes: 9 8.3%
  • 20) Pro bono no moreo

    Votes: 20 18.3%

  • Total voters
    109
  • Poll closed .
I absolutely love #16 but was that really in reference to a conspiracy theory? I recall skimming over the thread when it was nominated and it didn't seem to be to me (but then as I said, I was only skimming lest the insanity contained in the thread melt my brain).
 
Poor Alexis1111. No respect.


I vote for #3 because I think you guys fail to understand the mind bending idiocy behind the "magic magnetosphere" theory, and the accompanying "self healing mesh topology network of LEO satellites" used to simulate Geosynchronous Orbit, necessary because satellites are unable to transmit any signals of any kind through the radioactive (meaning active at radio frequencies) Van Allen belts.

You'd have to read at Icke to really, truly understand the entire theory, so I'm not surprised only 2 people have voted for #3.

To be fair and honest about what, in a roundabout way, is a valid criticism, you have a point. I don't know anything about the magnetosphere, so I can't clearly understand the ignorance I skip the selection and go to the next one.
 
I absolutely love #16 but was that really in reference to a conspiracy theory? I recall skimming over the thread when it was nominated and it didn't seem to be to me (but then as I said, I was only skimming lest the insanity contained in the thread melt my brain).


Wasn't it part of the Freeman on the Land discussion?
 
7, 10, 11, 14, 20. There were just too many good ones this month, so my choices changed a few time before I committed to a vote. I went with a full 9/11 slate, although 10 is only tangentially connected. It certainly cries out for an award! Besides, IIRC 10 was originally posted on a site saturated with 9/11 woo.
 
I voted for seven of them. Feast of riches, yo!
 
A virtual cornucopia of stundie goodness, indeed.

I voted for 5 of them, and it was difficult to keep it to only 5. :)
 

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