Sent in my application today.

I think he might have talked to her with his voice...

That is probably not a good thing. "hey remember me? We talked for 2 minutes last christmas and since then I have been feeling your uterus quite a bit. I know you have been thinking of me too... When we play at night without ever meeting... Who are you calling? Don't run! When I think of you at night I get a fishy tasty in my mouth!!!"
 
Hello skeptics. Today I mailed my application form for the challenge. I am claiming to have the ability to read my friends thoughts. I am claiming that we have telepathy. I am very certain of this because this has been like this for over a year.


Have you heard back from the JREF concerning your application, Neutralize?
 
I'm still laughing about the co-worker whose farts scare Batman.
 

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