bartsingson
New Blood
- Joined
- May 16, 2004
- Messages
- 15
Bartalk, my ESP tells me we're not on the same page. So let's do it in reverse. I claim I can bend forks with my mind. I use my "chi " to actualize my energy and command the metal fork to bend. But I want to share this knowledge to the world and I'm in need of a million dollars to finance my Bartsingson Foundation for World Peace. I come to you and ask for your help. So I say
"Mr Bratok, Please help me actualize my dream. I have this special mind power of bending forks. Since Science doesn't comprehend this "power" and you can, please help me make those ignorant scientists understand and let the world benefit from this discovery. I also hate the guts of that Randi who challenges our kind like we're deluded people. Please share with me your wise thoughts on what I should do"
Bratok, what will be your advice to me?
"Mr Bratok, Please help me actualize my dream. I have this special mind power of bending forks. Since Science doesn't comprehend this "power" and you can, please help me make those ignorant scientists understand and let the world benefit from this discovery. I also hate the guts of that Randi who challenges our kind like we're deluded people. Please share with me your wise thoughts on what I should do"
Bratok, what will be your advice to me?