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Seen today in Blue Ridge, GA

William Parcher said:
Wow, I never knew about that whopper turd on display. I wonder what it actually is. Maybe it's a hoax created with mud or something. And what's that behind it - is that a photo of the turd sitting on a truck tailgate or what?
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For an object not renowned for rigidity how do they move it from ground to tailgate to museum and keep it in one piece?
 
Steve said:
For an object not renowned for rigidity how do they move it from ground to tailgate to museum and keep it in one piece?
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If it's an authentic found fece it could have a consistency that does allow that kind of collection.

I'm curious about the provenance and if it's confirmable. Where and when was it found and in what environment? What was its shape when found - was it later "assembled" to appear as a single continuous fece? Are there photos of it in situ? Etc.
 
Steve said:
For an object not renowned for rigidity how do they move it from ground to tailgate to museum and keep it in one piece?
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I was wondering that myself.

Just for grins, I did an image search on "Gorilla Feces". They don't look like that. Also, the gorillas frequently eat them. I've actually seen that first hand at the zoo.
 
What's the deal with that logo? The right half looks more or less like your traditional footie face, all apelike and such. But the left side looks like some dude with weird facial tats, and maybe an auxiliary orifice or two on his forehead. Doe this have some symbolic meeting, or is it some sasquatch in-joke or something??
 
Stellafane said:
What's the deal with that logo? The right half looks more or less like your traditional footie face, all apelike and such. But the left side looks like some dude with weird facial tats, and maybe an auxiliary orifice or two on his forehead. Doe this have some symbolic meeting, or is it some sasquatch in-joke or something??
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That half is what you look like after BigFoot drops a BigPoo on your face :D
 
simonxlong said:
From their website: "Your mountain adventure starts here at North Georgia's BIGGEST family attraction where entertainment meets education. Expedition: BIGFOOT! Is a 4000sqft complex where you will see the countries largest permanent display of genuine Bigfoot artifacts, life sized exhibits, photos, sketches, large up to date sighting maps, and the World's only Bigfoot Research and Tech Vehicle on display.Enjoy The "Sasquatch Theater", browse the Gift shop, or relax in our Bigfoot Reference Library. Join us for a day you will never forget."

When I read this, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What exactly is a Bigfoot Research and Tech Vehicle? Because if it's the vehicle pictured above, it look's like they just slapped some stickers on their car door.
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More likely removable magnetics. Then any vehicle can be instantly converted into a "Bigfoot Research and Tech Vehicle" at a moments notice.
Except new Ford trucks. They're made of aluminum.

ETA: How, would any earthly creature, Figboot, or anything else, lay such a log, in such a long straight line? Get up to a good run and just hork it out mid-stride? I mean, seriously, this is a more important question than what did it, it's HOW, how it did it???
 
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After looking at that video, Im actually pretty confident that is a legit turd.
From what? Definitely not "Zorth" but other than that I have no idea.
 
I'm skipping the video. Does it say where it was found and what environment? Any pictures in situ before collection? Is this really a Dr. Matthew Johnson project?
 
Pterodactyl said:
After looking at that video, Im actually pretty confident that is a legit turd.
From what? Definitely not "Zorth" but other than that I have no idea.
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I stand corrected - looks like a real turd. Someone straightened out a bear turd and spray-waxed it.
 
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