Seeing Cryptids: The Problems

[Drewbot]

OK, so there are Bigfoot Hunters in the woods, and Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew had to have people in Orange vests surrounding him, so he wouldn't get shot by Bigfoot Hunters, while filming Star Wars.

http://www.bigfootlunchclub.com/2015/06/peter-mayhew-confirms-he-required.html

No harm in Bigfooting?

 

[William Parcher]

people in Orange vests

Because a full Hollywood movie crew and all of that big equipment surrounding Chewbacca just isn't enough.

 

[Resume]

Because a full Hollywood movie crew and all of that big equipment surrounding Chewbacca just isn't enough.

Are you familiar with Justin Smeja?

 

[William Parcher]

Are you familiar with Justin Smeja?

The man who shoots nothing and then lies about shooting something.

 

[William Parcher]

There were some occasions when the film crew removed their orange vests because nobody gave a damn if an Ewok got shot.

Baby Bigfoot. Kaboom!

 

[Resume]

The man who shoots nothing and then lies about shooting something.

I believe he shot a bear.

 

[William Parcher]

I believe he shot a bear.

If there was a way that he could not shoot a bear and say that he shot a bear - well that is what I believe.

 

[Resume]

If there was a way that he could not shoot a bear and say that he shot a bear - well that is what I believe.

He availed himself of a bear steak.

 

[Drewbot]

Because a full Hollywood movie crew and all of that big equipment surrounding Chewbacca just isn't enough.

This tells you what the general public thinks of the mental state of Bigfooters.

 

[William Parcher]

He availed himself of a bear steak.

He should have stopped right there and made history. Krantz said that nobody ever finds dead bears.

 

[William Parcher]

This tells you what the general public thinks of the mental state of Bigfooters.

A Bigfoot hunter stumbles upon the Star Wars Endor filming scene. Well, not stumble, he actually smelled the catering truck. We get a look into his mind...

"Oh my God! I can't believe what I am seeing. There is a Bigfoot surrounded by guys in orange vests. It looks like they are filming it. Damn they have nice cameras, and they even brought generators. But these guys are idiots. Don't they know that nobody will ever believe a film of Bigfoot? I mean, nobody believes the PGF. Well, I mean nobody believes the PGF except for the people who believe it. Why would they think that this will work? I'm gonna shoot that Bigfoot and show them how a real confirmation works. Maybe they will catch the shooting on film. Damn they have nice cameras." Kaboom!

 

[William Parcher]

"I was about to shoot a Bigfoot that was wearing an ammo belt, but then I saw a red vest nearby. I realized that it was only a Wookie wearing an ammo belt. Indiana Jones was there and I got his autograph instead."

 

[LTC8K6]

Probably had a smaller crew than Finding Bigfoot....

 

[William Parcher]

A housecat is walking around Milwaukee, Wisconsin and people are saying that it is a lion.

Over on the BFF, this incident is actually being used to promote the existence of Bigfoot.

There is no bottom to the Well of Wrongness.

 

[The Shrike]

A housecat is walking around Milwaukee, Wisconsin and people are saying that it is a lion.

I'm not 100% with you on housecat, but I'm probably 98% there.

 

[William Parcher]

The height of the cat is well below knee height. You can see a tail that has a length ruling out bobcat, IMO.

 

[The Shrike]

Yeah, not bobcat. I'd love to see clear still of where cat was walking to better judge size. Also seems to lack puma facial markings.

 

[BayWatcher]

It looks like a house cat to me too but how can you tell how tall it is?

 

[William Parcher]

It looks like a house cat to me too but how can you tell how tall it is?

It walks behind and is completely concealed by a clump of Iris or Lily. That plant is not chest height in the little backyard garden.

But maybe it's some new breed of lion in a size known as "teacup".

 

[Maurice Ledifficile]

And then there's this *******: