TragicMonkey
Poisoned Waffles
I wonder if the seccesionist folks ever realize, we'll take back our property. If Texas secedes, the US will rightfully take back all their military and space aeronautics stuff.
And the oil doesn't actually belong to state or feds, it belongs to the companies that drill it up. Of course Texas could try to nationalize that industry and seize the resources in the name of the people, but I see Texas embracing communism as being slightly less likely than it seceding in the first place.