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My father-in-law needs a lung transplant too. It'll be hilarious if his lung goes to this girl instead.
His lung?
My father-in-law needs a lung transplant too. It'll be hilarious if his lung goes to this girl instead.
His lung?
I suppose that was shorthand for saying the lung that would have gone to him if we had followed the established rules.
What's the name of the person who is going to die so that this girl can (maybe) live?

Got it. Not his lung.
Not quite, this ruling doesn't allow the girl to cut to the front of the line. It removes the "you must be this tall to ride" limit on lung transplants" and she is now allowed to stand in line.
<much snippage>
And so we come to the events of yesterday, when a herd of cattle, your patient among them, lowed so loudly at being shown a picture of a young girl denied an organ transplant that it now appears the girl will receive the cast-off lung, whether or not she was of suitable age to receive the organ, and in disregard of longstanding rules on which others of the vermin based their expectations. You can be sure that not a one of the brutes considered that in "giving" life to the object of his fancy, he was just as surely taking it from another. In the Roman colosseum, the plebs knew full well that their roars condemned Christians to death. In the modern arena, the plebs dupe themselves that their roaring is righteous.
Thanks to seeds planted long ago by the Lowerarchy, we can expect more such harvests in the future. As the number of the humans increases, their competition for finite resources will grow keener. We have taught mankind to believe that such resources should be allocated arbitrarily, to she who is most popular or to he who cries most loudly of his need, rather than according to rules, laws, or anything approaching such rationality as their little minds can muster. The so-called leaders of their societies, whom we have well in hand, will be only too happy to appease the mob.
Finally, I concur with your facile observation that it benefits our cause for the girl get her lung (the death of a child, while pleasing to the senses, does us no good since we probably cannot get her soul), but the disposition of a piece of dead tissue is of no importance in the long run. What matters is we are fast approaching the day when, by showing the humans a picture of a wounded puppy or a homeless kitten, we can provoke in them such squalls of outrage that they will abandon their laws, their morals, and their reason.
Your affectionate uncle,
Screwtape
I'd pick my daughter over my dad every time, wouldn't you?
I'd pick my daughter over my dad every time, wouldn't you?
You know. If was in this position, I really wouldn't know what I would want. The whole idea that it's either my life or someone else's, is just sucky.
FWIW, adult lungs can be used in children. They require either transplanting just a lobe or cutting the lungs down to fit.
Mickey Mantle laughs.
Or we could just end the shortage of organs by paying the survivor's families for them.We need a mechanical lung. One that can be used long term.

When did they change the rules that allow wealthy people like Steve Jobs to register for transplants in multiple areas to greatly increase their chances of a transplant?Under current rules (barring the intervention of a court ordering an exception be made), he almost certainly wouldn't have gotten his liver transplant. In fact, that sort of celebrity/wealthy person favoritism is something the rules were designed to prevent.