Sean Manchester - Vampire Hunter

Why do I get the nasty feeling we're going to be seeing this guy on trial for murder in the next few years?

"But yer honor, 'e was a VAMPIRE! I was only stakin' 'im like Jesus said to!"
 
A few days ago, I saw Manchester on an episode of "Is it Real?" devoted to vampires. With the exception of M's contribution, the show seemed fairly level-headed with regard to the supernaturalism of vampires.

Manchester was wearing a black cassock and a purple monsigneur's cap (the type that you might have seen Barry Fitzgerald wearing in some movie from the '40s.)

They also showed some still photos from Manchester's vampire hunting days in the '70s. They reminded me of what Austin Powers might have looked like if he hung out in a cemetery.
 
Since JREF threads show up in Google search results I guess Bishop Sean himself (or his minions) will soon be making an appearance here to refute any alleged blaspheming.
 
I'm sure he's watching. Somehow I think he does not want to tangle with anything associated with James Randi. I've been told his "legal team" has been advised and will "see to me." Somehow I think that must involve putting little white wigs on a bunch of stray cats.

Of course, all will be forgiven if I call him Dr. and buy his books.
 
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Someone identifying himself as "Bishop Sean Manchester" has contacted us via email and asked that "the thread and all reference to me on it is deleted as soon as possible."

At the moment there does not appear to be any reason to do so.
 
Well, i think it is odd that Bishop Sean Manchester has a problem with us discussing Bishop Sean Manchester since Bishop Sean Manchester seems like an attention (rule 8) I'm sure Bishop Sean Manchester is absolutely loving the exposure Bishop Sean Manchester is getting.

I also think Bishop Sean Manchester sounds like a loony and i think Bishop Sean Manchester should try to follow some of the positive sides of the bible. Since Bishop Sean Manchester is a Bishop, called Sean Manchester, I'm sure Bishop Sean Manchester has read the bible.

So please, Bishop Sean Manchester, forgive your fellow man, and follow Luke 14:26 as the good fundamentalist Christian you are.

This is a public message from me about Bishop Sean Manchester.

Because Bishop Sean Manchester has asked that all references to Bishop Sean Manchester should be deleted this message will selfdestruct in 0.314159 seconds.

Bishop Sean Manchester, Start behaving like a proper human being, or follow Luke 14:26, you decide, one or the other. (rule 8)
 
According to a story I heard from Cuthbert Baginski, an obscure copy editor at the Sioux City Clarion-Tribune, Bishop Sean Manchester is banned for life from Highgate Cemetery and cannot set foot on the grounds or even enter the cafe as he was caught trying to sell his books to the tourists.

I found this photo of Bishop Sean Manchester on the web. It appears to show Bishop Sean Manchester as a frazzled Byronic hero. As a result of reading the article on MondoSkepto.com, I have formed an opinion that he is a silly, silly man in a Bishop costume.

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Darat: If those poor cats in barrister wigs show up, please give them a saucer of milk.

Tobias: Have I told you I love you lately? ;) :D

CLD: I think the cap is spinning. I have a feeling a "New Blood" will show up soon.

My one regret is I did not give this to Randi in time for his commentary. It's a case in point of educational channels dropping the ball by failing to check credentials and cashing in on the paranormal craze. What was National Geographic thinking?

I must say the more people I call, the stranger this story gets. (Thank you Vonage! Unlimited UK!) It really surpasses the Ray Garton/Ed Warren exposé.
 
CLD said:
According to a story I heard from Cuthbert Baginski, an obscure copy editor at the Sioux City Clarion-Tribune, Bishop Sean Manchester is banned for life from Highgate Cemetery and cannot set foot on the grounds or even enter the cafe as he was caught trying to sell his books to the tourists.

I found this photo of Bishop Sean Manchester on the web. It appears to show Bishop Sean Manchester as a frazzled Byronic hero. As a result of reading the article on MondoSkepto.com, I have formed an opinion that he is a silly, silly man in a Bishop costume.

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I think I've seen him somewhere other than Highgate you know...
 
Once in every generation, a person is chosen and they alone must do battle with the Dynasty of the Vampires.

And they will be named..........

THE VAMPIRE SLAYERS

( Beware: Strong Language, Graphic Crucibles and Shallotism :-} )





BV
 
The Vampire said:
Somehow I think that must involve putting little white wigs on a bunch of stray cats.
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Isn't his crack legal team just adorable in their little white wigs?

Of course, all will be forgiven if I call him Dr. and buy his books.
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Now you're starting to get it. Of course, you use the word "vampire" in your forum name, so he might just stake you good.
 
JonnyFive said:
Isn't his crack legal team just adorable in their little white wigs?
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Great now I have the idea of uplifted cat lawyers for a scifi setting. Or mabey inteligent cat lawyer farmiliars for a fantasy setting. Hey that could really work with vampire hunter thing.
 
I say stake him. He is a hunter who is a vampire (unless I missed something) so stake him, cut off his head, stuff a garlic clove in his mouth (and just to be safe, stuff another two or three fundamentally).
 
Unbelievable! Imageshack took this image down yesterday. The Bishop must have complained. OK. Let's see them take the original down:

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