Satan and the Turtle

[Beady]

How come this isn't on eBay? I'd certainly bid for it!

 

[Garrette]

Because it’s not Satan.

That’s Bowser from Super Mario Brothers.

 

[Bronze Dog]

Because it’s not Satan.

That’s Bowser from Super Mario Brothers.

You know, I think you might be right. Silly me for thinking it was a bunny.

 

[Starrman]

I think I saw the lady that sold the Mary Grilled Cheese on the news. She bought a new car, since I'm sure Mary appeared in the sandwich because she prayed for a new car.

You can't sell the Turtle because that would be a sin, duh.

 

[Kopji]

It would be a real bummer to be a turtle that was the sole survivor of a pet store fire in the bible belt...

...only to discover you had the picture of the devil on your carapace.

 

[vbloke]

isn't it ironic how christians see christ and mary, whereas muslims see allah.
I'd be more inclined to believe these things if a muslilm saw an image of christ, or a christian saw a message from allah in something.
how come nobody sees an image of zeus anymore?

 

[Jono]

I concur vbloke. Or if a JW saw Ganesha.