Ahh, Tony, you're just pissed because those damn San Franciscans dare to think for themselves. Damn pesky thought criminals! Buncha left-wing pro-abortion homos and freaks! Granola-chewing antiwar bastards. Hide the children!
That aside, the idea of secession is actually not a bad one. As long as they included the Muir Woods, they'd have a winner on their hands. A nice, cosmopolitan city-state by the sea- I could actually see it turning into an American Singapore with fewer laws. It'd sure be a healthier political climate than the rest of the US.
They'd have to make sure to avoid anything that'd give Shrub a pretext to invade them.... it'd be hard, but doable if they REALLY tried.
Thanks for the laugh.