Russian Bigfoots Start A War With Bears

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The Voice of Russia article.


Russian yetis start a war with bears

An expedition that was looking for the mysterious yeti in Mountain Shoria – a faraway region in the Siberian taiga - has recently returned home. The expedition's members claim that the forest fires of this extremely hot summer made Altai yetis move to the Kuzbass region, where they have started a "war" with local bears...

...it seems that today yetis in Siberia are competing with bears, and the yetis are winning – they are obviously stronger and have rudimentary intellect. If this "war" between yetis and bears continues, there is a risk that bears will not sleep this winter because of a shortage of food, instead going to villages in search of something to eat. To prevent this, the region's authorities plan to organize bear feeding.
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The group's photographs, film footage, samples of "yeti" hair, blood, tissue, scat and all other evidence for these creatures' existence was, we can only conclude, eaten by the malnourished bears.
 
Given the nature of the country in Siberia, if anyone was really going to find a bigfoot, that would be the place it would happen
 
Does that mean people in other areas should stop looking, and is the question self-evident. :crowded: to be continued indeedy.
 
In Russia, the yeti should share the take with the less fortunate yeti.
 
We should take up a collection to cluster-bomb the area with picnic baskets.
 
I had the pleasure of traveling from Hanoi to Beijing by train before hopping on the transiberian railway and making my way through Mongolia into Siberia and on to Moscow in the January of 2008. About 14 days in all by train, and the 5 days of snow caked Siberian taiga were some of the most beautiful and isolated forests I've glimpsed. If I could expect to find a remnant of some long extinct hominid to be found anywhere, that would be the place. I preferred to look for ice trolls, bearded dwarfs, and snow witches myself however. The vodka agreed.
 
Halfcentaur said:
I had the pleasure of traveling from Hanoi to Beijing by train before hopping on the transiberian railway and making my way through Mongolia into Siberia and on to Moscow in the January of 2008. About 14 days in all by train, and the 5 days of snow caked Siberian taiga were some of the most beautiful and isolated forests I've glimpsed. If I could expect to find a remnant of some long extinct hominid to be found anywhere, that would be the place. I preferred to look for ice trolls, bearded dwarfs, and snow witches myself however. The vodka agreed.
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I appreciate the description, but with all due respect, why, ecologically, would a relic hominid live in that environment? and how?
 
The quoted Russkie Bigfooter Igor Burtsev (Bourtsev) has now contacted Cryptomundo to try to clear up a few things.

Igor said:
I never told about war between bears and homins!

A dishonest journalist has made "my words" up! He even did not speak to me, though he was in the same group where I was.

But all other things written in this report is true – the report is combined fron the info of two journalist. A part about bears made by a liar from Kemerovo city, but another part – bigger one – made by an honest female journalist from Novosibirsk city, she spoke to me for a long time and her report was correct.
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Also...

Igor said:
As to Bigfoot warring with bears I know two cases: one from the USA – a BF and a bear were wrestling on the snow, but no blood left, and another case happened in north of Russia some five years ago when Bigfoot killed the bear when rescueing a man.

There were also some other cases when they dispersed peacefully.
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That dead bear should have been covered with Bigfoot DNA. Damn, another lost chance to prove that it isn't all just a fantasy.
 
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