Russian Alien Autopsy Video

[SteveGrenard]

Tonight on SciFi for those that saw it, the station aired a Roger Moore hosted feature called "Secret KGB UFO Files." This seemed a bit dated so I guess some may've seen it before.

While there were some interesting aerial footage of MIGS encountering objects in the sky, the purported alien autopsy
was in fact that of a 2.5 foot Green Sea Turtle in an advanced state of decomposition. The translator refers to the "green" flesh they were dissecting out; Chelonia mydas, the Green Sea Turtle, does have green colored fat which is the origin of its common name. In addition the dissector needed a pair of snips to cut through the tissue because it was very tough (turtle shells, even decomposed, would require snips). And besides that it looked like a turtle. Its front flippers were arched in such away as to resemble a shoulder blade. They didn't actually claim this was an alien autopsy but the implication was there. They claimed they didn't know what it was so I guess they've never seen a dead turtle before.

 

[Goshawk]

Heh. That's funny.

It's from 1999 so it's not that old.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/TheSecretKGBUFOFiles-1091706/preview.php

 

[EdipisReks]

roger moore must be really strapped for cash.

 

[GreyWanderer]

From Rotten Tomatoes:

Genre:
Childrens, Education/General Interest, Special Interest, Strange Phenomena, Military, Secret Agents, UFOs

Educational?

 

[Marvel Frozen]

Educational?

It's educational, it teaches us that people can't tell the difference between a turtle and an alien.

 

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Maybe turtles are aliens.

~~ Paul

 

[ImpyTimpy]

Who told you??? Just stay calm, our representative will be there shortly.

Maybe turtles are aliens.

~~ Paul

 

[SteveGrenard]

I forgot the best part of this autopsy. The producers got somebody, could've been a secretary, "formerly of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology" .... to quote on camera.

Just as the dissectors, who looked like college students and their lab instructor, held up a tubular structure with a ligament attached, they cut to this woman who says:

"I have never seen a human spleen that looks like that...."

well, that's because this was not human, it was turtle. And its because this was not a spleen, but a nicely dissected out cloaca with the ligamentous process attached. Reptiles and birds have a common duct for defecating, urinating, mating and egg or live young (some lizards and snakes are live bearers) delivery passage. The cloaca, and this was it.

The two analysts including Stanton Friedman, the ufologist, were very circumspect and said this tape needs more study. Friedman was smiling a lot. Clearly he was not thrilled by this footage.