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Running for local office...

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shanek said:
:clap:

Good for you!

Shane, as much as we have disagreed in the past, let me tell you as a friend that you must be a little more selective in the horses you hitch your wagon to.

Seriously. Keep an eye on this one. I promise entertainment, if not enlightenment.
 
The Fool said:
The 2% barrier? Is that like the 2 minute barrier for the 100 yard sprint?
Shane..I'd have thought one TV advert with the candidate wearing a G string and a racoon hat should crack the 2% "barrier"....

I'll bet that if you look at the Muenster phonebook, you'll find about 17 people with KOA's last name, if anyone's wondering how an aimless hobo like him garnered that kind of support.

BTW, I'll take the g-string/hat guy and spot you about 20% on KOA.
 
Jocko said:
I'll bet that if you look at the Muenster phonebook, you'll find about 17 people with KOA's last name, if anyone's wondering how an aimless hobo like him garnered that kind of support.

BTW, I'll take the g-string/hat guy and spot you about 20% on KOA.

No shitznit. I ran on the goof ticket at my university and nearly won a council seat. The funniest part was after the election. The election commitee tried to fine me because I did not turn over my financial information for my campaine. I SPENT $7!!!!!!! Thats was to devlope film for my camapine picture!
 
Tmy said:
No shitznit. I ran on the goof ticket at my university and nearly won a council seat. The funniest part was after the election. The election commitee tried to fine me because I did not turn over my financial information for my campaine. I SPENT $7!!!!!!! Thats was to devlope film for my camapine picture!

I feel like a parent on prom night. You want to share your experience so the kids don't make the same mistakes you did, but at the end of it all you realize they're just gonna have to learn for themselves. So let it be with Mayor of the Americas.

So when's this ridiculous little charade going to go down? And have we been promised any election results? I think the delusional level of overconfidence ol' Albert is showing is the perfect recipe for complete and final implosion.

I don't want to miss it.
 
shanek said:
That has to be the case in order to be taken seriously by the voters. Otherwise, why should they vote for you? "Hey, vote for me! I have no frigging clue what I'll do in office, but don't I run a great campaign?" Does anyone really think that's a winning strategy?

KOA does. Have you seen any evidence that suggests he's doing anything more than precisely that?

Shane, if you're very lucky, he won't try to register or run as a Libertarian. Trust me, you don't want flakes like that on your ticket.
 
Jocko said:
KOA does. Have you seen any evidence that suggests he's doing anything more than precisely that?

Shane, if you're very lucky, he won't try to register or run as a Libertarian. Trust me, you don't want flakes like that on your ticket.

All I can say from my election experience. Suck up to frat row! They have a really strong voting block. They are the university systems version of elderly people!
 
Tmy said:
All I can say from my election experience. Suck up to frat row! They have a really strong voting block. They are the university systems version of elderly people!

An excellent idea. Too bad KOA is deathly allergic to both higher education and honest work.
 
Re: Re: Re: Running for local office...

Jocko said:
Shane, as much as we have disagreed in the past, let me tell you as a friend that you must be a little more selective in the horses you hitch your wagon to.

Selective schmective. I'll applaud anyone with the courage to throw themselves in the ring with the elites with the large campaign coffers.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Running for local office...

shanek said:
Selective schmective. I'll applaud anyone with the courage to throw themselves in the ring with the elites with the large campaign coffers.

Whatever. It's your funeral. You might feel different if he was running in your town, though. I'll let unfolding events explain why in the fullness of time.

Trust me... all will become clear. :D
 
King of the Americas said:
[...] trying only affect perminate positive change to governing systems and practices, leading us to better days through the implimentation of better ways.
There's a pleasant rhyme there. You might want to replace "to governing systems and practices" with wording that is lighter on its feet, so to speak. Then fix the spelling and grammar and you might have an effective slogan.

King of the Americas said:
I have not yet taken, nor do I wish to ever accept campaign donations. I will fail or succeed, only according to my proven ability to lead.
Are you nuts? I hear that someone who donates even a dollar is more likely to vote for you, so you win both ways if you get donations.
 
Re: Re: Running for local office...

The idea said:
There's a pleasant rhyme there. You might want to replace "to governing systems and practices" with wording that is lighter on its feet, so to speak. Then fix the spelling and grammar and you might have an effective slogan.


Are you nuts? I hear that someone who donates even a dollar is more likely to vote for you, so you win both ways if you get donations.

I think I see a dream ticket forming here... :crazy:
 
On March 18th...

...I sat atop the steps at City Hall and held a press conference wherein I delivered the following announcement:

"Greetings, I am glad all of you could make it. I am here today to announce my candidacy in the Mayoral Election, here in Muenster Texas, to take place on May 7th. I am running against incumbant Mayor Henry Weinzapfel, who recently declined any public discussion or debate with me, upon what each of us has planned for the future of Muenster. I believe we can do more, achieve greater works, and save the good taxpayers of this town money if we look forward to embrace progress, welcoming, rather than refusing to hear or speak with those individuals who believe that they have developed or discovered 'better ways' of doing things. If elected, I promise to work tirelessly to lower taxes by identifying those short-term budget cuts that have cuased most of our long-term management problems. If elected, I promise to work to provide an environment where economic development is expected rather than scoffed at. And, although a sitting Mayor actually holds little real power, I hope to act in an influential manner as a unifying factor between all of our board controlled entities, seeing to it that each one works more closely with and in conjunction with the other, so that each one is benefiting from the other's resources. Moreover, if elected I promise to see to it that Muenster becomes a town that other communities wish to emulate by seeing to it that we find and adopt those 'better ways' that will lead to better days for us all... And now, I'll take any questions you may have."

The announcement was carried over the air via 1580 KGAF, and representative from the Gainesville Daily Register & the Weekly News of Cooke County were there to witness the event. While 75% of the media outlets from Cooke County were there, noticably absent was my actual hometown newspaper, the Muenster Enterprise, who told me that they didn't cover political campaigning...

Since then I have been shaking hands and passing out very limited campaign fliers. My point being to spend little to nothing on the actual campaign, given that the position doesn't pay anything.

My ultimate platform being that we should plan and build with two considerations in mind; one, how with this project affect our long-term management operations, and how will it ease financial woes while providing what service.

I believe we need to be far more foresighted in our present budgeting, basically.
 
To Tricky:

I have always loved this part of the exchange:

"...ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your king!

| OLD WOMAN: Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one.

DENNIS: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

ARTHUR (Grabbing him by the collar): Shut up, will you. Shut up!..."
 
Let's see, Muenster has a population of 1556, of which about 70% are of voting age. If it is way above the national average in terms of voter turnout, let's liberally say 50%, that meant about 544 voters. Three percent of that is a whopping 16 votes!

Wow, KOA, you must have swept your entire circle of friends!
 
rhoadp said:
Following that logic, you know at some point they would want to secede. It's their constitutional right dammit! So which state should we give them? Florida would be my candidate. They're kinda crazy down there anyway. I'm sure New Jersey would be another popular one to give away but I have nothing against them personally. Or we could give them Idaho; no one lives there.
They chose New Hampshire, in part because of our "Live Free Or Die" motto. It was not a good choice. They have not been welcomed with open arms. Our last governor liked them, and that is part of why he was not re-elected. I am sure such people exist, but I have not met one NH resident who was in favor of the Free State plan.
 
To Tricky:

In the last election, some four hundred thrity-something citizens took part in the election, of which I garnered some "18" votes...without my name appearing on the ballot.

Indeed, IF my entire circle of friends & family HAD showed up to vote I would have doubled that count.

I am doing quite a bit more campaigning this go round and my name will appear on the ballot in full, so I expect different results, if only slight.

So far, my youth and inexperience are not working in my favor...

I think my biggest problem is being taken seriously by the blue-hairs.
 
King of the Americas said:
Oh, and I am absolutley penniless, relying only on my 'ideas' to further my cause.
Have you considered filling for bankruptcy?
 
Re: To RandFan:

King of the Americas said:
I said I was penniless, not in 'debt'...
Too easy KOA, way too easy. It's just too hard to pass up such an easy set up but in this case I'll make an exception.

Good luck.
 

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