Vixen
Penultimate Amazing
30 minutes is the general rule of thumb.Indeed, you don't.
What would actually have happened, if it had got as far as a hearing, and you had asked to be allowed to present your skeleton, is that the judge would have said that they had already seen it. My version was just funnier. But the skeleton is not what is presented in court, it is just an advance summary to notify the court, and the other parties, of what will be argued.
You only needed it to be presented in court because you had claimed that there was a 30 minute time limit on presenting something in court so had to find something to avoid being wrong, and a "skeleton argument" sounded like something that might fit.
A skeleton argument presentation will depend on the court's Practice Directions. But the whole point of it is to set out what you are seeking to argue in a concise form.
Have you ever prepared a skeleton argment?
Have you ever addressed a panel of judges?