Okay, here's my plan.
The next time subject of The Gift Of Speaking In Tongues comes up, I'm gonna start twitching and then say in my best doomsday voice, "Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudya yamahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesm ahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamp hrasit!"
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I oughta get a few miles out of that one. Whaddaya think?
Nah, some smart@$$ is bound to say "Hey, you speak Thai!"
