Republican 2012 ticket

[Tricky]

The GOP seems to have a recent strategy of requiring a woman or person of ethnicity on the ticket, to mitigate their Old White Guy image.

So I think the VP will be either a Palin or Cain.

Yeah, that's a time-honored tradition since... uh... 2008.

 

[Puppycow]

The GOP seems to have a recent strategy of requiring a woman or person of ethnicity on the ticket, to mitigate their Old White Guy image.

So I think the VP will be either a Palin or Cain.

One thing we can be sure of is that it won't be Palin again. Remember how that turned out last time? And that was before she became a national joke held in lower esteem than Snooki. Now she's deeply unpopular even among Republicans.

 

[NotJesus]

Yeah, that's a time-honored tradition since... uh... 2008.

But hey, it worked really well that time.

 

[NotJesus]

One thing we can be sure of is that it won't be Palin again. Remember how that turned out last time? And that was before she became a national joke held in lower esteem than Snooki.

Hmm. Does orange count as 'not-white?'

 

[Stellafane]

In a nod towards safety, the ticket will be Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck. Romney because he's the "safe" choice among voters, and Beck because Romney will then know no one will ever try to assassinate him.

 

[Tricky]

In a nod towards safety, the ticket will be Mitt Romney and Glenn Beck. Romney because he's the "safe" choice among voters, and Beck because Romney will then know no one will ever try to assassinate him.

I dunno. Glenn's got some pretty rabid fans...