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Reincarnation prompter

Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA North-Center approximately on 1375.
Your profession was preacher, publisher, scribbler of ancient inscriptions.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Artistic personality, always transforming ugly into beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.
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Now you remember?
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Well, no, but it reminds me I gotta go git me some bacon an' beans.

Is 1375 a date or a time, I wonder. If the former, I suppose I scribbled ancient inscriptions, as the publishing business was slack back then.
 
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA South-East approximately on 550.
Your profession was monk, bee-keeper, lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
There is the invisible connection between material and spiritual world. Your lesson -- to search, to find and to use this bridge.
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Now you remember?
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Err...they had monks and gunmen in 550 A.D. in the southeastern U.S.? Wow!
 
Soapy Sam said:
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA North-Center approximately on 1375.
Your profession was preacher, publisher, scribbler of ancient inscriptions.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Artistic personality, always transforming ugly into beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back.
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Now you remember?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Well, no, but it reminds me I gotta go git me some bacon an' beans.

Is 1375 a date or a time, I wonder. If the former, I suppose I scribbled ancient inscriptions, as the publishing business was slack back then.
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Shame the date isn't more acurate otherwise we could validate it with astrology :rolleyes:
 
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern New Guinea approximately on 1825.
Your profession was medic, surgeon, herbalist.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your lesson -- to study, to practice and to use wisdom, enclosed in psychological sciences, and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in present life.



Bolding mine. Seems I had some gender identity issues in my past life :)
 
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Europe approximately on 1250.
Your profession was shepherd, horseman, forester.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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Now you remember?
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Hmm, you can eliminate radioactivity psychologically? Wow! I better remember how so I can claim my million bucks!
 
Errm right click -> view page source.

Lol.

There's an algorythm for finding out who you were in a past life, who knew!

E.g:

// define past life sex
if (cur_month-2*(parseInt(cur_month/2)) == 0){
if (cur_year - 4*(parseInt(cur_year/4)) == 0)
sex = 1; else sex = 2}
else if (cur_year - 4*(parseInt(cur_year/4)) == 0)
sex = 0; else sex = 1};
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O.
 
lol,

I'm a software engineer, I should have noticed that,

Maybe 0 is "Didn't get any"

O
.
 
Stitch said:
Shame the date isn't more acurate otherwise we could validate it with astrology :rolleyes:
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No Problem, I'd be happy to help :p

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Ukraine approximately on 800.
Your profession was map maker, astrologer , astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life.
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Now you remember?
 
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern Northern England approximately on 1125.
Your profession was digger, undertaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
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Now you remember?
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To hell with you DaveW. I'll eliminate radioactivity through psychoanalysis and shock treatment before you!
 
In particular, please spell out how it gives evidence against the reincarnation hypothesis.

Is that too difficult for you?
 
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Canada approximately on 1350.
Your profession was banker, usurer, moneylender, judge.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Your problem -- to learn determination and persistency. Every misfortune should crash upon your strong will.
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Now you remember?


The music is annoying :(


But there is a PROBLEM this describes me NOW


female, Northern Canada, Im a bookkeeper of my company

Bohemian if that means against the grain, yep, mysterious I am quirky, gifted why not? Ancient books, Bible, I love magic and 1inChrist did say I was aligned with the beast himself.

Strong will to learn determination and persistance.


Soooo If that describes me now save for the 1350 bit, so Im not coming back just repeating?

Or something to do with breaking the mold??

So amazed at the accuracy ;)

PS

Notice that a woman back in the day that was a judge was a servant of dark forces :rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Reincarnation prompter

Interesting Ian said:
Stitch,

Could you kindly inform people of the purpose of this thread??

Much appreciated.
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OK, seeing as you seem to be the only one who hasn't worked it out... it's a *joke*, intended as a bit of light hearted fun - sheesh, don't take things so seriously all the time.
 
Interesting Ian said:
In particular, please spell out how it gives evidence against the reincarnation hypothesis.

Is that too difficult for you?
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Oh brother! It's a *JOKE*, is that too difficult to understand??
 
Diagnosis:
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I do not know how you feel about it, but you were an anteater in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born in Papua New Guinea, around teatime.
Your profession was penguin-greaser, muffin-snatcher, egg-polisher.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life: mad, bad and dangerous to know. You used to bite people and call them "Jeremy". You are a naughty person.
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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
Brown is live and blue is neutral.
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Now you remember?

It all comes flooding back to me.
 
Stitch said:
Oh brother! It's a *JOKE*, is that too difficult to understand??
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It is definitely not a joke. The fact that it is now possible to actually postdict our previous incarnations, despite some embarrassing software glitches, is PROOF that incarnations are for real. And hence, an afterlife (or rather, many afterlives) must exist!

II should be overjoyed!
 
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