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Regular Praying Works

last nite I prayed to God that he would some how lubericate the crap so it could actually come out.
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Sometimes I pray that God will block the crap that comes from people like this.
 
This story gives new meaning to the phrase "praying to the Porcelain God"


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I suppose he is giving thanks that his prayers were answered when he had access to a toilet. Imagine his shame if they'd been answered while he was sitting (sp.) in traffic.
 
anyway for the past two days I have been practially inhaling fiber and drinking lots and lots of water
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I bet he feels foolish for "inhaling fiber and drinking water" when all he had to do was have a little faith.

Remember, God loves your colon and Jesus died for your colon.
 
I gotta quit going to RR. The Holy Crap guy was bad enough, but this pic from a RR sig is just plain creepy!
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Santa looks a little constipated in that picture. Maybe he is praying for some lubrication?
 
Ah yes.

When it comes to praying and taking fiber at the same time, what is it that cured you? The praying.

If prayer really worked, then Christians would have a higher recovery rate from injuries and diseases than non-Christians. But they don't.
 
Yes they do.

It's just that if they don't recover any more quickly, they weren't being specific enough regarding a cure.

I have been praying to god that he would heal me for the past two weeks but i really wasn't clear in my request so I think god has been waiting for me to be more clear and direct on what i wanted.
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See ?
 
DarkPrimus said:
Ah yes.

When it comes to praying and taking fiber at the same time, what is it that cured you? The praying.

If prayer really worked, then Christians would have a higher recovery rate from injuries and diseases than non-Christians. But they don't.
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If praying worked, no one would be doing anything else...
 
Grommitt said:
I gotta quit going to RR. The Holy Crap guy was bad enough, but this pic from a RR sig is just plain creepy!
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Especially since Jesus was born before St. Nicholas.
 
c4ts said:


Especially since Jesus was born before St. Nicholas.
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More evil athiests trying to use logic and science to disprove the wonderful truth. You should be ashamed of yourself. Pointing out anachronisms makes the baby Jesus cry...
 
What would Santa be doing in a refugee camp?

Also, it can't be that baby because there's no birthmark.
 
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