As with the previous statement, the idea that we can't be certain of every detail of any natural system is trivially true. I think people feel it is a poor way to phrase things because it is misleading. Particularly because on the level of description that is typically used in evolution many of those details we can't be sure of smear out. Do you understand why people feel this is a misleading statement?
For example the sum of a large number of weighted or unweighted die rolls is going to tend toward the expected value of those rolls times the number of rolls.
If we only care about the accuracy within say +-10% then we should be able to say what that sum is going to be with a very high confidence. This is often the case with the level of description in evolution. We can say with high confidence what the behavior of the variables we care about is going to be and the details we don't care about are inconsequential.
Also, you never clarified what you meant by "consistent with all the statistical assumptions that evolutionary biologists make to demonstrate evolution."
I still don't understand, what was the reasoning behind this statement? Did you miss my question or are you ignoring it? I meant it in earnest. It seems like you claimed that evolutionary biologists were making some major mistake but then failed to provide any reasoning for the assertion.